The Guillotine Newspaper
@TGnewspaper
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Satire at its worst.
Joined October 2025
Does it bother in the slightest those who study others without their consent? Does it not occur to them they are hated creeps?
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Prerequisite for an invitation to the Royal Palace: you must have at least 3-5 people who have accused you of r*pe or murder. Clearly, because they want to steal your powers. https://t.co/E1rQoZjoyF
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Can you spot the differences? $100 🏆 Forgot the autopen :/
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The Guillotine Newspaper is looking for more ad hoc contributors of satirical writing, please apply by sending a sample of satirical headlines or writing to theguillotinenewspaper@proton.me
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Founded in 2024 as none other than a joke during the chaos of election year, Guillotine Newspaper was born to be the chopping block for common sense, forged from the black hole of millennial angst.
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