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Satire at its worst.

Joined October 2025
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The Guillotine Newspaper
5 months
Does it bother in the slightest those who study others without their consent? Does it not occur to them they are hated creeps?
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@VEtFeMaLE
“Scoop” Texas 🦅🇺🇸😎
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Islamophobia
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The Guillotine Newspaper
5 months
Prerequisite for an invitation to the Royal Palace: you must have at least 3-5 people who have accused you of r*pe or murder. Clearly, because they want to steal your powers. https://t.co/E1rQoZjoyF
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@actvlysuppressd
Actively Suppressed
5 months
@raptorfux DJT whisperer. The Scotland Yard.
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ÆON FuXxX
5 months
I think the message was: eat shit and die.
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@TGnewspaper
The Guillotine Newspaper
5 months
Can you spot the differences? $100 🏆 Forgot the autopen :/
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The Guillotine Newspaper
6 months
LMAOOOOO.
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@livesmatteryo
All Lives Matter
6 months
Shutdown or not, the money keeps flowing.
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The Guillotine Newspaper
6 months
https://t.co/kLYTNhu6TB "Signs You Might Be An Old Spinster"
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The Guillotine Newspaper
6 months
The Guillotine Newspaper is looking for more ad hoc contributors of satirical writing, please apply by sending a sample of satirical headlines or writing to theguillotinenewspaper@proton.me
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The Guillotine Newspaper
6 months
Founded in 2024 as none other than a joke during the chaos of election year, Guillotine Newspaper was born to be the chopping block for common sense, forged from the black hole of millennial angst.
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