Minnesota's weather is cloudy with a 100% chance of ICE.

Ross creations launching a possum in the air is wildly funny and I’m not gonna unfollow him.

BREAKING: Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed until November 19, 2026. https://t.co/MN1ZBt0SAG

@EllieCohanim

I’ll cut my dick off before I cut my hair

@GuntherEagleman At 2:31 PM on 3/7/17

BREAKING: Bill Maher: “So the people that mocked his [Charlie Kirk] de-th or justified it — I think you’re gross. I have no use for you.”

BREAKING: Utah Governor Cox on Charlie Kirk: “I want to be very clear. This is a political assassination.”

Can’t believe what I just saw. Disgusted. I hope Charlie Kirk pulls through. I don’t give a fuck where you stand in political views, we are losing our sense of humanity.

BREAKING: U.S. gas prices have dropped to a four-year low, averaging $3.20 per gallon, per NYT.

🎯

If you’re waving a mexico flag, you belong in Mexico.

@RealJamesWoods Indeed

BREAKING: President Trump officially signed a proclamation authorizing the deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops to Los Angeles, per WH.

Btw, I still stand by this 👇

BREAKING: Trump White House schedules call with Elon Musk tomorrow.

🚨Update: “We need plumbers and electricians. Not Harvard’s LGBT graduates!” - White House Press Secretary Leavitt

@IfindRetards Michael Scott said it best:

BREAKING: Newly released emails show the Biden administration acknowledged the risk of cancer-causing toxins spreading in East Palestine after the 2023 train derailment, despite White House claims that residents were safe, per NYP.

BREAKING: The word “retard” is “back,” per CNN.