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When Regina King's dress got caught on her shoe and Chris Evans jumped in to offer his arm and every woman in America fell in love. #oscars

While I do miss @alorah_borealis , I really don’t miss her constantly putting the toilet paper upside down. That’s a real jerk, f-you move.

Anyone else tired of seeing the #patriots in the superbowl? Come. Chiefs.. tie it up

Me when i pass a test i thought i had no chance in passing @jamescharles

Just finished “Love and Other Words” by @ChristinaLauren . *Sigh*. One of those books where you miss the characters when you finish.

Man I wish I could live @Oprah’s life. Her amazon list came out and the tub of trio popcorn looks fabulous at just under $200. Unfortunately I can only afford the stale tj max one at under $20 😂

Sent @attcares all the info they requested 2 days ago and rather than giving me answer they are just ghosting me. Yet another example of their useless customer service

21/2 yrs with @ATT has been hell. Horrible cell service& horrible customer service. Just as we learn theyre building 5 towers we decide to give them another try, turns out they only care about new customers. Seriously doub @attcares. Caesar the sup told me so in our 3 hr call

My kiddo asked me to take her to watch her boyfriend play in a soccer game. Since it’s far away, I’ll be sticking around much to her dismay. She completely melted down when I asked if I could bring my camera & telephoto lens

When you have 8 brothers and sisters plus a plethora of aunts & uncles, then a thanksgiving group chat gets going and you have 53 notifications in an hour 🙄

PSA: Snot rockets are NOT OK!!! Never, ever - not even on a baseball field - are snot rockets acceptable!

I’m so frustrated with falling in love with a book series that the author hasn’t completed yet. Finally finishing a series started in 2012 with annual releases. Can’t remember half the damn characters.

You know that part of the day when your foot gets caught in the rips on your jeans and it gets all hazardous and you hope no one saw you almost fall merely getting dressed. That’s a pretty crummy part of the day.

And even better school just called to say they can’t be open if the power outage continues tomorrow, but they’ll confirm at 6am

Oh eff PG&E, in addition to all the warning calls about to cut our power, now the water district is emailing to say without power we can only use emergency water. When do the zombies arrive?

First PG&E calls repeatedly at midnight, next they will be cutting our power all eve. due to wind, and they will soon clear cut our property w/out our permission. Time to move off grid

That’s not how you dampen a beauty blender!!!

Donald trump referred to as a "70 year old, sociopathic toddler" just slayed me.

Checker didn't even pause ringing up my bottle of wine - but carded me for acetone at the end???