Bucket : $50 Shotty : $700 Child : $13k+ Ultimate Dad Flex : Priceless #TheDadalorian #Mando #DinDjarin #BabyYoda #Grogu #Fanboy https://t.co/qiiIbu579D

I guess I'm doin well, smoking all the weed that I used to sell.

Revenge Of The Sith anniversary tickets have been secured

Half a bottle of Jameo deep listening to @floggingmolly I'll deal with tomorrow in the morning.

Raised on songs and stories, heroes of renown, the passing tales and glories, that once was Dublin town.

Trappin' through the snow Sellin' nine half a bricks in four ways Over the hills we go Got an extendo and an AK ( Yock Yock Yock)

All I ever wanted was a black Grand National.

Gimme a Persian rug where the center looks like Galaga

I act ok, but deep down, I miss The Human Abstract.

Just when I thought it was over, they found the bodies at the mouth of the river.

Space Marine II is fucking rad

If it ain't about the paper roll, I'm fairly lackadaisical. My gun's are fully loaded cuz I filled them all the day before.

Counting cheddar in the cheesehead state. Big stick by the safe, just in case.

Ninja turtle backpack .38 next to my lunchables

If it ain't bout the paper roll, I'm fairly lackadaisical. My guns are fully loaded 'cause I packed them all the day before.

I'm 35 in 2 months and look better than I did at 21. I haven't been taking care of myself, I just chase a toddler all day and sometimes forget to eat till 7 pm.

Being a dad is so dope that I've not cared about social media in literal years. How y'all doin?

Whiskey on a Sunday

PB&J in the Pyrex

Hit the shots that count, then I fade away

Jedi : Survivor fucks hard