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@taquitos

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Armchair thought leader. Tells everybody he's a pilot 🛩. Building an app for families (and extended family) with young kids - and it's launching soon 🐶

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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
4 years
I just remembered- for the first 8 years of my career, none of my programming jobs involved code reviews. I just shipped shit straight to production. How is the world did that even work?
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@Javi
javi
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@sporadicalia We have the most detailed and thorough knowledge of how things work in the universe than any humans who ever lived, it’s not even close, yet so many prefer to just believe some random set of facts they find convenient even if they don’t align with reality. It’s mind boggling.
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@blaireerskine
blaire erskine
1 year
honored to be the person behind trump’s brand new hairstyle 🇺🇸❤️❤️
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
1 year
Long shot- does anybody remember when https://t.co/lfps7ehGRx made a blogpost about how Answers infrastructure was built? I’ve been trying to find that blog post but haven’t had any luck.
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
LMAO all counts.
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@taquitos
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2 years
Fully remote (US only) iOS role if anybody is left on this hell site. Oura is hiring a mid-level iOS engineer. https://t.co/hD98M5fh6s I've been here for a few months and I'm happy to chat with anybody who might be interested. Working for a european company has been wonderful.
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
Do you remember when you joined Twiter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Fuck this X nonsense.
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
You have a Vision Pro headset, I have Microwave Oven Robustness. We are not the same.
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
2 years
Just like we drew it up.
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Don't let pride have you hungry with an empty fridge. If your relationship with your parents is good, and the logistics work, this is a fine option. Save money.
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[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
Going to a birthday party and sorting through the cards we have. Does Apple still give these out? Also lol “and yes, I do get a friends and family discount”
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@rickasaurus
Rick
2 years
No one tells you in higher up tech roles your job is basically to disagree with people and say no without making everyone upset so you'd better work on those people skills early
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@VCBrags
VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏
2 years
This has to be the worst relationship take ever 🤨
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@xcodesapp
Xcodes
2 years
Like Xcodes? Want to support its development? Xcodes is now using https://t.co/BbqFkov5He to help ease the burden on costs. There is absolutely no requirement to support, Xcodes will run as it always has. Thanks in advance and thanks to everyone who has already contribued.
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The easiest way to downoad, install and switch between multiple versions of Xcode
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@MrJefago
Jens-Fabian Goetzmann
2 years
@taquitos Spot the IDE that's missing
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
Apple dropping new languages on the weekend. https://t.co/LBhrmjJf5n
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@benphillips76
Ben Phillips
2 years
This is very good
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@taquitos
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2 years
Not only can you buy this book in stores but it’s showing up on Barnes and Noble. I hate this timeline.
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@taquitos
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2 years
Wait, this Mars is also Red planet. It’s weather is also the same? Here we go, it’s clearer now: “The moon is larger than the moon, which makes it appear “smaller” than the moon”
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
Oh, let’s learn about another planet. Mars. We have two of them! It’s 133 degrees in winter, and -140 on hot days. I hope there’s a quiz on this.
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@taquitos
[email protected], seriousbusiness.bsky.social
2 years
Now mars is the closest to the sun. Both its moons are called “red” planet. Ok. Taking notes.
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