I have sucked so many dicks that I should get a trophy for being an amazing dick sucking whore. I should get one from my boss AND craigslist.

RT @NBCTheVoice: Retweet to #VoiceSaveMia.

My Neurax Worm, called MOOSEWAFC, just wiped out the world in 1175 days! (Plague Inc.) http://t.co/4NvWW6kjDp.

My Nano-Virus, called SANCHEZ, just wiped out the world in 461 days! (Plague Inc.) http://t.co/4NvWW6kjDp.

I still love you Sidney Crosby!! #penguins.

Fuck you Valverde.

Cuddling with a killer.

Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'JeepGirl1994'. @ruzzlegame http://t.co/UpRY4k2cdn.

He makes me smile like no other!!.

If your tickets are going to be $20; dont lock up a shit ton! Thought you wheee giving back. Good joke. #kidrock.

So much for Kid Rock concert in August. Way to give back @KidRock . 1000 seats already taken for platinum. Cool.

Up so early; at least I have #LawandOrder.

When you don't have ABS breaks. Slamming on the breaks isn't smart .-.

I love bacon. I love you. I love bacon. I love you. #BegginStrips.

Up at 5Am to do nothing but now I guess I'll finish this logo up. #insomnia.

Fuck today .-.