My Twitter app has updated and become an X, so I'm taking it as a signal to call it a day. It was great in the beginning, then it turned horrible, then a pie-faced weirdo bought it and it died. Thanks for all the laughs. I hope to see some of you elsewhere. Be kind. #byetwitter

In 2000, Elon Musk tried to rebrand PayPal as https://t.co/BBM8GTWvT5, but was forced out by the board and replaced as CEO by Peter Thiel. Now he’s doing the same to Twitter, but is surrounded by sycophants who can’t tell him it’s a bad idea. Read more: https://t.co/rZGze8niM6

#Allstars8 is easily the worst season of US drag race. It's been horrific. Honestly, if you haven't watched any international versions, go and watch them and see how much better it is when RuPaul isn't there making it toxic and they aren't randomly shipping terrible queens.

Ah it's cool, my Evernote had somehow changed itself back to the old-style web interface. I had to click 'Switch to new Evernote web' (or something like that) from the menu on the bottom left corner.

Has the checklist function in @evernote changed for anyone else? All my old checklists have been converted to bullets now with no indication of completion or not, and I can only insert a busted-looking single checkbox via the toolbar now instead of creating a checklist. #evernote

Night spawns in the UK seem to be happening between 23:30pm and 06:30am. Why would you do this for summer SOLTICE and not an EQUINOX? @NianticHelp need to clarify how we are supposed to finish this Collection Challenge #PokemonGO

I've been on Twitter for 15 years today. It was better 15 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Kandy Muse wins the prize for the contestant who is the least talented and most unfathomably shipped by the judges on any season of Drag Race US. With Jimbo a close second. #allstars8

Hey #ChatGPT, finish this building! Great idea from https://t.co/dLtjGGe1op, a Belgian agency specializing in construction jobs! - via @KMartenon

Also Jimbo's drag is essentially misogynistic (aren't women funny looking? look how stupid they look!) in a way that most drag is not, so he can get in the bin. #allstars8

Jimbo tap dancing was not remotely funny, it didn't even make me crack a smile. I hate it when they decide to ship a drag queen for no apparent reason. Justice for Jaymes and Alexis. #allstars8

@Plusnet Hi, I never got a reply to this. So is that a no you don't have a way to check for faults, or..?

Clearly Niantic doesn’t understand or simply doesn’t care about the global & online community that’s been established through remote raiding. It’s connected people all around the world. If it wasn’t for the friends and community I’d quit. This is a very sad day for #PokemonGO 👎🏻

SOMETHING FISHY WITH MIGRANTS DINGHIES Something truly does not add up with the Government narrative about migrant crossings. What follows is just a theory, but if proven true, it could bring down everybody involved. Make your own conclusions. 🧵/1

Six year streak on #Duolingo!! 💃

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had a parcel actually get delivered by Evri? I FEEL LIKE I'VE WON THE LOTTERY.

My actual life right now 😭

It’s gonna be a good year

Waking up and finding you're at the start of the pandemic again would be better than being on this tour. #TheApprentice