stuheritage Profile Banner
Stuart Heritage Profile
Stuart Heritage

@stuheritage

Followers
38K
Following
14K
Media
938
Statuses
7K

I write books for children and bald men

Joined March 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please https://t.co/F9Y0sTx7eB
6
1
5
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
30 days
3
0
8
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
3 months
Well well well, look who just had to recover his Twitter password because he's got a book out today https://t.co/IYarcTK7SR
2
3
13
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
6 months
Such a shit day to have to pretend that you deleted twitter off your phone
4
8
166
@PuffinBooks
PuffinBooks
8 months
We're thrilled to see that two of our titles have been longlisted for the 2025 Alligator's Mouth Award! 🐾 Tiny Dogs: Bea's Secret Friends by @roselihou 🐶 The O.D.D. Squad: Rise of Invisidog by @stuheritage (Illus. @vbatignole) @alligatorsmouth | #AlligatorsAward
1
6
11
@GreeneandHeaton
Greene & Heaton Literary and Media Agency
8 months
THE O.D.D. SQUAD: RISE OF INVISIDOG by @stuheritage has been longlisted for The Alligator's Mouth Award! @PuffinBooks
0
1
0
@themichaelcaine
Michael Caine
9 months
Trump calm down
2K
12K
171K
@PuffinBooks
PuffinBooks
9 months
Come and meet the wonderful @stuheritage, author of the utterly hilarious, brilliantly bonkers series The O.D.D. Squad! 📅 Saturday 1st March - 11am 📍Faversham Literary Festival 🎫 https://t.co/45zkXBNjYp
1
1
3
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Hopping back onto Twitter to rather shamelessly yell HOLY FUCK FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE YEAR and now I'm leaving again
@ProfileBooks
Profile Books
1 year
#Bald by Stuart Heritage was picked by the Spectator as a perfect stocking filler for this year 🎄 'The funniest book of the year came out some months ago... it's deranged and priceless' https://t.co/K2r3D2UG7m @stuheritage
5
2
12
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
2
0
10
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Alright, gonna do a GREAT BIG FLOUNCE off this piece of shit platform for a while. Same username on Instagram if you like looking at book covers
3
0
11
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
This is unbelievably sad news. I've lost count of the times Jeremy's books reduced my kids to rubble with laughter. Also I was very impressed with the patience he showed every time a Succession fan tagged him on here
@thebookseller
The Bookseller
1 year
The children’s author Jeremy Strong has died aged 74.
1
0
6
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Say 'legitimate concerns' without being a wanker challenge
2
0
12
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
The tracksuit industry is really working both extremes of the market today
1
9
53
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Good to see they finally took the country back from *surveys damage* the vape shops
1
3
24
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
Not now Bluto
@popeyetweetsk
Popeye the Sailor Man
1 year
Maybe Bluto was right all along?
0
0
0
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
If one were to take a sachet of lemsip and freeze it into an ice lolly, would the lemsip still work?
3
0
20
@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
1 year
The Despicable Me writer's rationale for the Minions movie is dark as shit (via @devonsaysrelax https://t.co/ManHYLuPaR)
2
43
251
@ededowen
Ed Owen
1 year
Great exploration of Trump's apparent obsession with the 'late, great Hannibal Lecter' by @stuheritage who I hope now follows up with what the frankly perplexing shark/battery dilemma is all about
Tweet card summary image
theguardian.com
The former president continues to bring up the fictional killer at rallies. Anthony Hopkins is ‘appalled’ while everyone else remains confused …
2
2
2