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Stephen King

@StephenKing

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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Takes his narcissism to a new and hilsrious level.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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TRUMP CLASS BATTLESHIPS ⚓️🇺🇸 President Trump announces Trump Class Battleships, manufactured in the USA, the new class ships will be the fastest, biggest and most lethal ships ever constructed.
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@StephenKing
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It was the Repubs who started calling the ACA Obamacare.
@TheMagaKing2_0
TMK
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They had no problem with the Affordable Care Act being branded Obamacare. But Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Center sends them into a full-blown hysteria.
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@Gaydads
Barrie Drewitt-Barlow
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this is the first ever @MandTAcademy U18 team, put together only a few months ago at the start of this season. We have guys that have only just met, bonded and really pulling it off right now! I am so proud of everything this team has done so far and how they are competing at the
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@StephenKing
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Cool couch.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Trump re-elected 2028.
@Wisdom_HQ
Wisdom
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only THREE words
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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NY Times: “This is a presidency that celebrates nastiness and spite, not empathy or grace, a reflection, perhaps, of a coarser era in American life.”
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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This clip /might/ contain spoilers. You've been warned. All episodes of #ITWelcomeToDerry are now streaming on HBO Max. @hbomax @HBO @IT_Official
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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I’m horrified and saddened by the death of Rob Reiner and Michele. Wonderful friend, political ally, and brilliant filmmaker (including 2 of mine). Rest in peace, Rob. You always stood by me.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Conservatives show higher belief in conspiracy theories and are more willing to spread science misinformation, even after accounting for analytical thinking and education.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Episode 7 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max, and you can catch the final episode tomorrow. @hbomax @HBO @IT_Official
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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One thing we all might be able to agree on: for someone who wanted to be president not once but twice, Donald Trump seems to be having a really shitty time. He’s always pissed off.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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These days Trump makes Biden look like a genius. The man is no longer playing with a full deck.
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@SFOF_States
State Financial Officers Foundation
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An extraordinary 2025 in the books. Proud of the bold impact our state financial officers made on today’s toughest finance challenges. Hear from CEO Dr. @OJOleka reflect on our shared wins in this year-end message. Must-watch 👇
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Trump’s tariffs have cost American farmers $44B. His “bridge to prosperity” giveaways to farmers is $12B. You can figure out the shortfall for yourself. Trump’s tariffs are a tax on American Consumers and American farm families.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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American farmers in distress: Now Trump is patting himself on the back for doing something about a problem he himself created With his tariffs.
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Yeah, he was.
@blacklionking73
S.A.Cosby
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@KristanHawkins Looked like a mentally unstable white guy to me
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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Trump got the FIFA Peace Prize. Reminds me of the basketball players calling the NIT the "Not Invited Tournament."
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL.
@Acyn
Acyn
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“This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.”
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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This perfectly explains the MAGA mind-set: Bring back the 1950s, complete with "the little woman" at home, a housewife whose ambitions end with cooking dinner and making cocktails. And of course put on a suit and tie to fly to Cleveland!
@SecDuffy
Secretary Sean Duffy
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We all can remember the days when thanking the flight crew and dressing up for your flight was just the bare minimum. Let’s bring back the Golden Age of travel, America!🇺🇸✈️ https://t.co/L3OpSC8laa
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@nunezspace
What I know
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[Life/Power] To progress from childhood to late adulthood, we must pass through several intermediate stages: adolescence, young adulthood, and middle adulthood. These stages represent the peak periods of our lives, spanning roughly 50���55 years. During this time, we experience
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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RAGING BULL.
@ATRightMovies
All The Right Movies
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Stephen King
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Imagine that some deranged technologists notice one day that lemonade looks a lot like piss. You could almost confuse the two if you overlooked the taste, the smell, the source and the ingredients, and if you had no compunctions about drinking a lot of piss. By this point in
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