Statman Dave
@StatmanDave
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Football analyst seen on Sky Sports, BBC & elsewhere ⚽️ │ Enquiries: [email protected] ✉️
Manchester, England
Joined August 2013
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Benjamin Sesko has scored 5 non-penalty goals in 2026 the most in the Premier League. He’s averaging a goal every 52 minutes. A must start for Michael Carrick’s Manchester United? 🤔 #ad
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Elliot Anderson leads all Premier League players for possession (232) and duels won (223) this season. Should he be Casemiro’s replacement? 🤔
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A league-high 44% of the goals that Arsenal have conceded in the Premier League this year have come directly from an individual error. Need to make fewer silly mistakes if they’re to win the title. 🏆
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15-year-old JJ Gabriel has scored more goals (16) than any other player in the U18 Premier League so far this season. Ridiculous talent. 🌟
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Lisandro Martinez has won 71% of his aerial duels in the Premier League this season. The only CB in the league who has won a higher rate is Virgil van Dijk (75%). Proven so many people wrong. 👊
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Manchester United are currently in better form (16 points from their last 6 games) than Arsenal, Man City, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and PSG. Turning the tide. 🌊
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✅ 3-2 vs. Arsenal ✅ 2-0 vs. Manchester City ✅ 3-2 vs. Fulham ✅ 2-0 vs. Spurs No Man Utd manager has ever won each of their first five PL home games at the club. Michael Carrick is on four.
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Most chances created across Europe’s top five leagues this season: 🥇 Bruno Fernandes (78) 🥈 Federico Dimarco (71) 🥉 David Raum (69) Man Utd’s skipper is the continent’s finest. 🔝
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Senne Lammens made first contact with 5 corners vs. Everton, no goalkeeper has had more first contacts in a single PL game this season. I felt safe. 🛑
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Manchester United have had more shots (427) than any other team in the Premier League this season. Acoss Europe’s top five leagues, the only sides who’ve had more are: Barcelona, Inter, Real Madrid and Bayern. Sitting at the big boy table. 🪑
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Senne Lammens has prevented 5.6 goals since making his Premier League debut, more than any other goalkeeper has managed in the competition in that time. What a signing. ✍️
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Since the turn of the year, Benjamin Šeško has scored 6 goals in just 363 minutes across all competitions. That’s a goal every 61 minutes on average. Should he start on Sunday? 🤔
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Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Everton: 96% pass accuracy 74 total touches 9 defensive contributions 4 passes into the final third 3 ball recoveries Still yet to start a PL loss this season. 💯
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Senne Lammens’ game vs. Everton by numbers: 43 touches 4 saves 4 punches 2 high claims 0 goals conceded Colossal. 🧱🧱🧱
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Manchester United have picked up more points (18) than any other side in the Premier League since the turn of the year. Still unbeaten in 2026. 📈
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Manchester United are unbeaten in 10 Premier League matches. No haircut? No problem. ✂️
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Matheus Cunha made 11 defensive contributions in the 94 minutes he played vs. Everton. A huge shift and a decisive moment of quality in attack. 👏
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Nobody has scored more goals off the bench than Benjamin Šeško (3) in the Premier League this season. Clutch. 🙌
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