Jonathan Ssekitondo
@ssekitondo
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Monarchist | @HubSpotAcademy and @Google Certified | Development and Humanitarian Communication | Documentation | Photography | Arsenal FC
Kampala, Uganda
Joined June 2009
I drive Uber. Night shift mostly. Last week picked up an old man at 11 PM. He got in and said: "I need you to drive me to five places tonight. I'll pay you $500. Cash. But you can't ask why until we're done." Handed me five addresses. First stop: a house in the suburbs. He sat in
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Today I paid a courtesy call to @ugwildlife having worked with UWA closely in #Rhino translocation in #Ajai and being new in tourism to meet the people running things in the real office space having interacted with them a lot in the field lately. I must say I am very impressed
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Ayoโฆ this new Diddy documentary on Netflix is WILD ๐ณ The amount of evil allegations being thrown Diddyโs way is insane. One dude in the doc even claims Diddy acted like he was going to cover Biggieโs funeral costsโฆ then saw the price and charged it back to Biggie, making
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"I am so impressed by Dr. @opigojimmy. I have not seen many Ugandans that understand #Uganda like him" - Great Lakes Safaris Founder, @wekesa_amos talks the #VisitWestNile campaign happening December 7th - 31st at the @arralodges. Take a listen ๐๐ โบ #VisitArraLodges
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The new Tanzanian Cabinet roll-call is starting to look like a Suluhu Hassan family WhatsApp group. Only the household parrot hasnโt been appointed โ perhaps because it talks too much.
Tanzania ๐น๐ฟ President of Tanzania Samia Suluhu Hassna is going viral for putting her entire family into her government 1. Minister of Finance - brother in law 2. Minister of Health - son in law 3. Deputy Minister of Education - daughter 4.Special seat MP - daughter 5.
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"People have been to Queen Elizabeth, they have been to Jinja, they have been to Murchison's. They are looking at having an option. We are presenting that option, a fresh one," - @arralodges Proprietor, Dr. @opigojimmy shares with @ubctvuganda at the just concluded #WTD2025.
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Mifu Ngoni, Arua! ๐ All roads lead to Arua City tomorrow, 27th September 2025, for the #WTD2025 celebrations! ๐ Donโt miss out - visit the Arra Fishing Lodge stall for exciting offers, exclusive deals, and all the info you need about your ultimate getaway. #VisitArraLodges
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฆ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ. The diplomat. The commander,all rolled into one. Since 1986, heโs steered this ship with a steady hand, keeping Uganda secure, growing and at peace. Today we raise a salute and a smile Afande, we celebrate you
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Today we lost the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. His voice defined heavy metal and carried a generation. Rest in peace.
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๐จโค๏ธ๐ค BREAKING: Viktor Gyรถkeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for โฌ63.5m plus โฌ10m, agent will reduce his commission. Gyรถkeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. ๐ธ๐ช
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Have you stayed at our place? ๐ Situated a few KMs out of Adjumani town, we cater for your party needs, accommodation, outdoor chill with friends n family, team building for you and your work colleagues - name it! For reservations, please call 0770 686 076. #VisitArraLodges
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Cedric is fighting for his life in the ICU. He needs a heart transplant that can only be done abroad. Every donation counts. Please help share his story and support his fight.
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Iโve assumed the role of Interim President of the Democratic Party (DP) until the party regains its sanity. You can't be a Minister in the regime and still claim to lead the Opposition. Thatโs a conflict of interest. ๐บ๐ฌ #SebamalaForDP #Sebamala4Uganda
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Today, we had the privilege of hosting His Grace The Archbishop Dr. Stephen Kaziimba of Uganda @Archbp_COU at @MildmayUganda. He highlighted Jesusโ ministry of preaching, teaching, and healing, values that Mildmay Uganda embodies through @MIHSUganda, @MildmayHospital,
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