Smarties
@Smarties
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🌈 family-owned, women-run, circa ‘49 🌟 free from 9 major food allergens
Union, NJ
Joined June 2009
normalize cutting off your family because they don't support your candy habit
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the "bestie are you ok?" comments have got to stop this is just who i am
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if you don’t save the pink smarties for last, are you really doing it right?
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me before valentine's day: i need candy for valentine's day me after valentine's day: i might as well buy candy since it's on sale
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love hearts: because “text me” looks cuter on a candy than on your phone
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fun fact: the first valentine was probably delivered with smarties (don’t fact-check this)
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a roll of smarties is like 15 valentines in one it’s called efficiency
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smarties are perfect, but love hearts? love hearts are 🕯️romantic🕯️
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the secret to a perfect valentine’s day? candy. lots and lots of candy.
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every roll of love hearts is basically a tiny valentine. and yes, they’re all for you
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