We're at that point in Cabaret where we're on the stage and the crowd are all in Nåzï uniforms, so I'll be deactivating this account soon. You'll find me on Blüë5ky, same username. If you're doing the same, feel free to copy and paste this status for whoever is left here.

My friend @sliderulesyou observed 'It's uncanny how men who make bigoted comments under local paper stories always have a profile pic that's either a flag, a car, or a florid nonce holding a fish.' 'Florid nonce' is priceless!

If anyone is about in the Hastings area on Friday evening and possibly Saturday afternoon, I'll be selling my @PeriFeralImps in the upstairs quiet zone at Vince Ray's calendar launch and gig at 1200 Postcards on Queen's Road from 6pm or thereabouts.

Cc: @danny_robins

For anyone who's been following this since the beginning, our girl is still all about THE ANTICS.

Cc: @danny_robins I'm more on the other place these days, but it's late at night and I've had wine, so thought I'd stray back to this app.

FAO: parapsychologists: Had a conversation the other day about whether a theremin would work just as well as a rem pod if someone were to talk to ghosts. Is it the same sort of thing, but cheaper, and more melodic?

As the brilliant @sliderulesyou pointed out, Monster Munch are basically knuckle dusters for cats! #monstermunch #cats #knuckldusters #stevemaythe1st

I'm mainly in the other place now, so find me there, same username.

I'm going to tell you a story about menopause, except it's not really about menopause because I'm only 39, but menopause is sitting on this whole damn story like a sleep paralysis demon.

Me in the other place, liking and retweeting posts by people who follow me on here, but they don't follow me there:

I'm bringing my handmade imp jewellery, glassware, notebooks, nicknacks, accessories, and assorted oddities to The Others Market in Hastings on 7th December. Be there.

I'm posting more in the other place now. Find me there.

I've been researching neurodivergent female characters in comedy, and on telly in general, and my tiny cat just Did A Thing which resulted in me saying "YOU ARE THE BEST SCANDINAVIAN DETECTIVE"

@sliderulesyou

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I'm still clinging to the hellsite with bleeding fingertips, but tempted by the other place. Same username.

@death_craig Bluesky

No particular shade on this guy, but we need to murder the phrase ‘The British Dream’ before it grows legs and walks.