@shutupmikeginn I was in line for the loo on a train crowded with football men. Guy in front of me offers to let me go first, asks me if I'm doing a number 1 or a number 2. I honestly assure him it's only a number 1, then proceed to do the biggest no. 2 of my life, which of course doesn't flush.

@rebeccatun you’ve got no choice but to throw the guy who went in before you under the bus and say it was him

@shutupmikeginn One time I was in Madrid, and a shopkeeper let me use his bathroom if “no poo poo.” I have IBS and was in a dire situation, so I did what I had to do. 20 seconds in he begins shaking the door with rage and nearly tearing the wall down because of poo poo. Bought a water and ran

@shutupmikeginn a gentleman's aggreement

@shutupmikeginn Maybe just a little will be fine

@shutupmikeginn me when he realizes i lied and actually meant "yes poo poo"

@shutupmikeginn

@shutupmikeginn The man in question

@shutupmikeginn You're a good man

@shutupmikeginn I hope you then immediately unleashed destruction on that toilet the likes of which hasn't been seen since Hiroshima/nagasaki

@shutupmikeginn Such vivid story telling I feel like I was there

@shutupmikeginn @westcoastballs

@shutupmikeginn Dude just needs to look out for #1.

@shutupmikeginn only pee pee 🫡

@shutupmikeginn Fair is fair.

@shutupmikeginn @FeiKhal

@shutupmikeginn goated conversation

@shutupmikeginn you guys should get married, except you already are

@shutupmikeginn I can tell from your profile pic you don't poo poo in diners.

@shutupmikeginn @buttholecrust

@shutupmikeginn ..but then you poo pooed, didn't you, be honest 😂

@shutupmikeginn then you poo pooed

@shutupmikeginn “No poo for you” - @JoshMalina

@shutupmikeginn did u poo poo

@shutupmikeginn Larry David moment