@shitposts_mp4 I just want shapeshift and multiply

@shitposts_mp4 I could do a lot with most of those. I think time freeze would be the safest. Pay a visit to all the baddies in the world and have them all get beaten by Hitman the game style ridiculous accidents. Also get all the bad guys money and basically be paid by the bads to stop them.

@shitposts_mp4 parasyte scene spotted

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@shitposts_mp4 "I know what kind of man you are"

@shitposts_mp4 I know what kind of man you are.

@shitposts_mp4 Time stop is just useful in general.

@shitposts_mp4 Time freeze and mine control sure but those other ones seem weird, if you want the full perv combo then the ability to create perfect duplicates of people would go better with those 2

@shitposts_mp4 Possess the bodies of inmates to give them a better life path, become invisible to secretly give roses to couples, mind control gov officials to not be swayed by lobbying and invest in things that’ll help the community, use X-Ray vision to solve crimes

@shitposts_mp4 I just want Shapeshifting so I can be in a body I can be happy with, Lol. And I guess be the best cosplayer since you can literally look identical to what you want. Suppose it'd help in movies too? You could be big scary monsters! No CGI needed.

@shitposts_mp4 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE ?

@shitposts_mp4 i love when a super hero or a supervillain has multiple powers depending on which form or costume is using. Like Ben 10 with the Omnitrix, or Kirby

@shitposts_mp4 "My favourite powers are time freeze, ghost manipulation, body temperature control, laser eyes, flesh buds that control people, an infinite supply of knives, and sometimes reality manipulation."

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@shitposts_mp4 My favorite superpowers are Telepathy and Telekinesis. Nothing funnier than reading someones innermost private thoughts, then flinging them into the sky like a garry's mod ragdoll.

@shitposts_mp4 "My favorite power is nah I win "

@shitposts_mp4 Time freeze would be so fun. I’d inconvenience tf out of people. You unlock your phone? It’s locked again instantly. You take a really good picture? It’s deleted somehow. You playing clash of clans? I’m activating hero abilities. Also robbing banks but that’s besides the point.

@shitposts_mp4 based on these replies it turns out a lot of people don't know what kind of men we are

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