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Will Shepherd

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Will Shepherd
1 year
what would you eat?
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Will Shepherd
1 year
just glad I wasn’t imagining that earthquake lol.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
except not only did you ban the @elonjet account, you banned the personal account of the guy who created it @jxcksweeney. free speech as long as we’re talking about what you wanna talk about, right?. hypocrite.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
America. where some fathers think it’s better to be a mass murderer than to be gay.
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
3 years
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting. And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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Will Shepherd
3 years
because an insurrection wasn’t enough.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
does anyone else feel like their timelines are suddenly unrecognizable?.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
idk what’s happening about the Markiplier onlyfans thing but where do I pay?.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
i am sweating in places i didn’t know could sweat #heatwave.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
preparing for Halloween with cauldrons and pumpkins!
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Will Shepherd
3 years
RT @AndrewArruda: when someone cancels a meeting and sends an email instead
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Will Shepherd
3 years
me following fitness guys as if i’m going to do a single minute of exercise
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Will Shepherd
3 years
anyone else thinking August is stressful as fuck? like PARTICULARLY stressful? like why is there 10 years of stress crammed into 31 days. and food is too expensive. and it’s hot.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
I didn’t realize listening to @YoSkylerSeymour voiceover a rooster 🐔 was something I needed, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️.
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VIZ Media
3 years
You know what else promotes good health? Pre-ordering Rooster Fighter, Vol. 1! Releases August 16th, 2022. 🐔. Featuring @YoSkylerSeymour
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Will Shepherd
3 years
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Will Shepherd
3 years
9 years later, as relevant as ever.
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Will Shepherd
12 years
I really don't understand how people believe their personal, religious convictions should stop others trying to live their lives.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
in 1st grade, another student sexually assaulted me in elementary school in Florida. locked the doors to the bathroom and everything. talking about it wasn’t an option, especially since it felt like my fault in the Deep South. this bill would have made that situation impossible.
@ABC
ABC News
3 years
BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs controversial 'Don't Say Gay' bill into law. The bill bans lessons on sexual orientation or gender identity in some grades.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
RT @JoshuaPotash: Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writing "No war please" on the camera after his win in Dubai today. .
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Will Shepherd
3 years
I’m having a stent placed in my brain aneurysm on Friday and this will (hopefully) bring my 14 year battle with this literal mindfuck to an end. didn’t think I’d have to deal with this at 33 but hey, life works in mysterious ways.
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Will Shepherd
3 years
2007 was a simpler time
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Will Shepherd
3 years
just dug this up ⁦@YoSkylerSeymour⁩ I miss you 🍪
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