The Secret Signaller
@secretsignaller
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Signaller based in the South of England. All views are very much my own and not that of my company.
South East, England
Joined February 2021
Hello Twitter! I'm here to talk about #signalling and the #railway in general. If you have any signalling related questions, please feel free to ask!
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You want to raise a flag? Raise a flag for this guy.
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Cheeky romantic weekend away, anyone? ❤️ 🚆
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Christ, it's so much easier when there's not a signalling system to get in the way!
⚠️ We have been made aware of a signalling system between Horsham and Arundel. 🕒 Trains are currently running at reduced speed. ℹ️ More information to follow...
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Uh...well...good news for Drivers, I guess.
No one actually needs to work on the train. You're giving your employer free labour. Stop it, put the laptop away and read a book.
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So we're talking past three signals, 3.5 working over that fringe, that set of points has no normal, and ESW is just being set up through that reet busy bit. Ciao.
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'Tis the season ladies, blokes and non-binary folks! https://t.co/Myplw0uX3R
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You know you've been working on the railway too long when you look at this and wonder what exactly the driver of 1B15 has done to get such a reputation as a food thief.
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This is so bad. There are more holes in it than our beloved Swiss Cheese Model. Not to mention the inaccuracies that fly along every minute or so. I bloody love it.
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I've worked with signallers like this. "ARGH! TRACK CIRCUIT FAILURE! PANIC!" "Are you sure it's not a train?" "THE RED LIGHT OF MISERY IS UPON US!" "It has a headcode." "STOP EVERYTHING! THE RAILWAY SHALL NOT RAILWAY TODAY!" "Fuck sake, Dave..."
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Are you high?
Two years on. The British economy would be in much better shape if the Mini Budget had been implemented.
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*Morgan Freeman narrating* "Of course, there was no e-mail..."
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Signaller friends, has anyone heard anymore from @RMTunion about our pay talks? We haven't had the now traditional weekly "we'll hear more next week" update for nearly two weeks!
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If you're getting your #ALevel results today, don't panic if they're not what you might have been after. Life is long...and you should see some of the people I have to work with. #alevels #alevelresultsday2024 #alevels2024
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This is an interesting look at three generations of signalling (old, middle-aged, and boring) from @geofftech. A really good overview of what some of my colleagues get up to day to day. https://t.co/KiET4zyrw2
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Look at the Spanish. None of them singing. It's disgusting. 🎣 #EURO2024
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Wout Weghorst, Richard Krajicek, The Van Halen brothers, Vincent Van Gogh, Tulips, Goldmember, Spiderman, William III William III, can you hear me?
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You can say what you like about the negatives of both England and Switzerland. But on the other hand, you've got to say, both of their flags are a big plus. 🏴 🇨🇭 #EURO2024
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