I appreciate that halfway through each of the stories they include "Both Republicans and Democrats alike continue to violate the STOCK Act" but honestly it's unlikely that clickbaity, only-here-to-prove-my-point types are apt to actually read that far.

When I think of what's wrong with the country I think of things like two articles written by Business Insider within two hours of each other (2 Republican)(Four House Democrats) Just Violated The STOCK Act. Why would we not just say 6 Lawmakers?

If you aren't taking this time in history as a opportunity for self reflection on what you are contributing and who you are enabling, then I argue you do not have beliefs, you have urges. You're an animal mindlessly seeking out the asshole in front of you. Try Harder.

It is honestly entertaining to no end to see people with "follow me on parler before it's too late" spread through their feed still going hard at the teat of the tweet. #moneywhereyourmouthis boys and girls. Figure it out.

How many flat earthers do you think are faking it just so someone will be like "FINE, I'LL TAKE YOU UP IN MY ROCKET SHIP SO YOU'LL STFU" #heymomimanastronaughty #realfreeride

There is nothing more disappointing to me than enjoying a few moments of levity laughing at an obvious troll account and slowly coming to the horrible realization that the person is dead. fucking. serious.

#FLIPPYFLIPPYMUKMUK

"No one ever mentions Tom Brady was busted for cheating" @RobParkerFS1 REALLY? No one ever mentions it? You know what people should mention more? Your garbage reporting. RG3, Kirk Cousins, Joe Barry. Professional hater with trash takes. #hatecuzyouaint #wroat

Allow me to be amongst the first to congratulate @nflcommish on his #NFCChampionshipGame victory. His team really executed throughout and delivered when it counted. Clutch non call to pull victory from the jaws of defeat.

One step closer to the Bro Bowl (or is it Breaux?) #Patriots #Saints

I'd like to thank #samsung for including such inspirational stories in their health app.

If you think Tom Brady forced Robert Kraft to force Bill Belichick to trade Jimmy Garoppolo, I’d recommend that you finish shoveling my driveway. There’s gold at the bottom.

After years of rolling straight Android and never having a problem through a host of phones I have an iPhone for work and the screen has gone out twice. Fuck Apple. For realsies.

I’m just oddly good with this.

You really never know how many wireless devices you have at home until you're trying to find out which one is sucking up all the bandwidth.

I think my graphics card just shit itself. On my day off. Fml

Refund for customer today at work. Ordered a sandwich tray, half white, half wheat. Got each sandwich half white, half wheat. #tooliteral

#IfPizzaDidntExist I'd be up at least a decent used car.

Deactivated my Facebook account. Decided to use my time more constructively purging my contact list and bleaching my eyeballs.

Reactivated my Facebook account. Let's see if it's really "not as bad as I say it is".