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Director of Public Affairs @FTC. Reposts, follows, and likes are not endorsements.

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Joined March 2013
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@JDVance
JD Vance
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Sloan Rachmuth is a "journalist" who has decided to obsessively attack a staffer in his 20s because she doesn't like the views of his father. Every time I see a public attack on Buckley it's a complete lie. And yes, I notice ever person with an agenda who unfairly attacks a
@SloanRachmuth
Sloan Rachmuth
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🚨Today, we learned that Tucker Carlson’s brother idolizes Nick Fuentes. Racism and antisemitism is a Carlson family trait. Is Tucker’s son Buckley, who serves as JD Vance’s top aide also a vile bigot? America deserves to know how deep the Carlson’s family ethnic and
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@SaysSimonson
Joe Gabriel Simonson
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incredible
@ginamilan_
Gina Milan
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Trump called the Osbourne family after Ozzy’s passing, and they shared his heartfelt voicemail on their podcast ā¤ļøšŸ„ŗ
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@visegrad24
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Trump asks Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa how many wives he has: ā€œOne? With you guys you never knowā€
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Karoline Leavitt
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ANTI-COMMUNISM WEEK, 2025 "This week, our Nation observes Anti-Communism Week, a solemn remembrance of the devastation caused by one of history’s most destructive ideologies." - @POTUS https://t.co/P1snEzu8be
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BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION This week, our Nation observes Anti-Communism Week, a solemn remembrance of the
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@SaysSimonson
Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Only time I will retweet a Lions touchdown
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
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#Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown scored a TD and did the Trump Dance:
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@AFergusonFTC
Andrew Ferguson
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Important 🧵
@GeneHamiltonUSA
Gene Hamilton
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.🚨 Every American has the right to live in peace at home, free from illegal harassment and intimidation. When this basic aspect of the social contract is violated, law enforcement must intervene. But what is happening to my friends in this matter is shocking. 🧵
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@SaysSimonson
Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Let’s go! Caleb is a patriot who will serve the country well.
@SenateCloakroom
Senate Cloakroom
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Confirmed, 57-43: Confirmation of Executive Calendar #421 Caleb Orr to be an Assistant Secretary of State (Economic and Business Affairs).
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@JDVance
JD Vance
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Happy Halloween!
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@AFergusonFTC
Andrew Ferguson
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The Biden-Harris administration used lawfare to try to destroy President Trump and the Republican Party and imprison innocent conservatives and right-wingers. If President Trump didn’t win, this would have been swept under the rug. We’re lucky @ChuckGrassley exposed this
@GeneHamiltonUSA
Gene Hamilton
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@ChuckGrassley Let me explain in a different way: @America1stLegal DID NOT EXIST ON JANUARY 6, 2021. The whole J6 investigation was bullshit. But there was ZERO reason for them to get our payroll or bank records. Zero. But here's the subpoena. Jack Smith was on a political witch hunt.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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This is deranged
@MaryMargOlohan
Mary Margaret Olohan
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The NYT, which breathlessly called the most pro-abortion president in U.S. history a "devout Catholic," now reports that Donald Trump is building a ballroom because he is so evil that he can't go to heaven.
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@AFergusonFTC
Andrew Ferguson
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Great day for America. Eddie should have been a judge five years ago, but he was the victim of Doug Jones’s vindictive obstruction. The joke was on the Democrats. Eddie spent four years in court protecting Alabama from the Biden Administration. And he wrote one of the most
@SenateCloakroom
Senate Cloakroom
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Confirmed, 51-47: Confirmation of Executive Calendar #457 Edmund G. LaCour, Jr. to be United States District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
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@WhiteHouse
The White House
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President Donald J. Trump & Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi watch the World Series! āš¾ļø
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@RapidResponse47
Rapid Response 47
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@MargoMartin47
Margo Martin
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President Trump meets with Mrs. Abe and is gifted a beautiful piece of art that she created with a message of PEACE for the PeacemakerĀ ā¤ļøšŸ•Šļø
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@SecScottBessent
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
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Congratulations to President @JMilei on La Libertad Avanza's very successful midterm election. President Milei has a renewed mandate for change. Argentina is a vital ally in Latin America. These results are a clear example that the Trump Administration policy of Peace through
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@IKE_Packers
IKE Packers Podcast
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Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur catch up before the game and it’s ALL LOVE šŸ’ššŸ’›
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@VPPressSec
Taylor Van Kirk
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šŸ“ø: @VP Vance at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem
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@RapidResponse47
Rapid Response 47
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COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
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@SaysSimonson
Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Impressive how the no kings protests have combined pseudo intellectual Reddit and senile Boomer aesthetics into a new, horrifying display of ugly failure
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@AFergusonFTC
Andrew Ferguson
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Justice Thomas is not just a champion for our Constitution, he’s also an American hero. We are all blessed he has spent the last 34 years serving our country. Cheers to my friend @MarkPaoletta, who fought like hell to get Justice Thomas confirmed.
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@as400495
Edward Coristine
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To this day, they’ve only caught two out of the ten. Eight of them remain on the street. That night could’ve gone far differently. Think of your daughters and mothers. The same group attacked people before and after us, breaking ribs and stomping heads. This senseless crime
@nypost
New York Post
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Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward ā€˜Big Balls’ Coristine avoid jail, sentenced to probation https://t.co/WrlU82fCsQ
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