Put it away wet.

RT @UberFacts: The 'G' on the Green Bay Packer's helmets stands for "greatness," not Green Bay.

You drink with that dress your just going to flash everyone.

RT @LifeCheates: To cook bacon perfectly, put it on tin foil, heat the oven to 400 degrees, and bake it for 12 minutes.

RT @LifeCheates: You can ask for your burrito to be wrapped with a cheese quesadilla instead of a normal flour tortilla at Chipotle.

RT @LifeCheates: Saying the phrase "Boots 'N' Cats" quickly, repeatedly & at varying tempos is the secret to beatboxing.

RT @UberFacts: A “relfie” is a shot of you with your significant other.

RT @UberFacts: If you Google "Do a Barrel Roll," the whole screen will literally do a barrel roll.

RT @TheWeirdWorld: http://t.co/7I4IBDaj3Z.

RT @TweetLlkeAGuy: I call my penis Batman. Bitches love it when The Dark Knight rises.

RT @neverknownfacts: The last photo ever taken of Hachikō, the dog who waited for 9 years after the death of his master http://t.co/HTkkT7S….

RT @UberFacts: A Nepali farmer named Mohammed Salmodin was bitten by a cobra, so he bit the cobra back. The cobra died but he didn't.

Sex on an alligator.

Jamming out whoop whoop.