@samreich Do a barrel roll!

@samreich Me: *Sobs uncontrollably* Sam: I award you a weekly therapy amount of points.

@samreich I typed of a resume in college to apply for this company called 'College Humor'. I typed out my writings credentials, my love for humor, and skits I've written for my classes I was taking. Also thinking to love to live in California, given I live in Arizona. I NEVER SENT IT

@samreich "We are here today to mourn that party my friends wanted me to go to. They had a great time, I had a mediocre fortnite session."

@samreich It’s time to Make! Some! People feel feelings about their childhoods!

@samreich vic & wysocki would kill this prompt

@samreich Josh Ruben: (seagull noises)

@samreich I was going to film a response to this but I got nervWAITAFUCKINSECOND

@samreich Can we get a group dab?? (No one did it)

@samreich We gather here today to honor the threesome your married friends invited you to be apart of...you know, the two who divorced a year and a half later.

@samreich

@samreich My therapist phoning in this week session as she repeats yet again why I need to apply for the high level jobs

@samreich What is "working for college humor in it's heyday, and being apart of its continued growth and success", Sam. 🥲

@samreich Tag yourself, Brennan is "Opportunities we missed because of shyness" and Zac is "Opportunities we missed because of low self-esteem"

@samreich “In Drafts: banger tweet, never sent.”

@samreich The time I skipped an Olympic soccer game in London because the transit seemed impossible to understand so I just assumed I was dumb and didn’t go as punishment to myself.

@samreich Sam please put this in a future episode of make some noise and just use this image it would be so funnt

@samreich My 2012-2018 😐

@samreich *raises glass* Friends and acquaintances we're here today to pay tribute to the dates we could have had if only I'd been confident enough to ask. We could have enjoyed a perfectly fine time over a moderately priced meal and now *voice catches* none of us will ever know that joy.