Wish people would learn the difference between using @ and at! Stop tagging me in shit!

Get your god damn hands of my mother fucking junk! Hahaha #paul

Chinese crispy duck for tea 👍mmmmmm

It's Annieeeeeeee! @AnnieMac

WTF..............one for the Saturday night caners.........black dots...........slippery little mugs..... http://t.co/lfOLu1LnQx

Blurrghh feeling grim! #snotfactory

Look at this cheeky chappy! @lucyhilton4 @laurencase4 http://t.co/Wl1YsCtiFg

....you see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge!.....

If you're going through hell, then keep going! #thestreets

“@TheVineBible: Kick out the epic!!!! https://t.co/hSWBfuBCA2”

Haha Don't force it! http://t.co/GZSQxb14Ge”

RT if you like my sex tape! http://t.co/ptNCia5IJe

#Nightlife 6 - OUT NOW! http://t.co/GtwIMamUJO http://t.co/zfkwKakgWi

Molly hugs http://t.co/Vn79P37JJk

Nipples are too offensive for Facebook but beheadings aren't? When did violence become more acceptable than a consenting adult in the buff?

No hangover on a Sunday? First time for everything #twitterontheshitter

Who has been dreaming of #ibiza2014?