rose 🌹🌿
@roselightheart
Followers
669
Following
514
Media
889
Statuses
7,117
she/they, lesbian, audhd, very often dissociated. hyperfixations in gardening, cats, math, neuroscience, ml, chemistry, music, etc etc
Joined March 2017
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Taylor Swift
• 1199433 Tweets
Airdrops
• 180653 Tweets
Kennedy
• 109162 Tweets
Title IX
• 59642 Tweets
Max Azzarello
• 37602 Tweets
Push Ups
• 36782 Tweets
#DALS
• 23444 Tweets
Ryan Garcia
• 21928 Tweets
#KızılcıkŞerbeti
• 21742 Tweets
Watcher
• 19775 Tweets
Adele
• 19524 Tweets
Rebel Moon
• 18843 Tweets
Inès
• 16531 Tweets
NVDA
• 15728 Tweets
LO SIENTO IS COMING
• 15138 Tweets
Ansem
• 12665 Tweets
Leila
• 12509 Tweets
Noé Ramos
• 11176 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
im falling in love with the girl in the mirror and it makes me so happy
3
2
58
im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically
938
18K
316K
@rennerpetty01
they fell through the rack, but they cooked fine. next time i can turn the rack upside down though and they’ll be perfect
6
13
3K
2
14
1K
aftermath
im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically
938
18K
316K
14
52
685
here you go british twitter
5
33
466
just got stopped by tsa because they scanned me as a woman and were surprised by my penis 😎
they called me miss through the whole interaction until i told them to just scan me as a man because i didn’t want to be patted down, at which point they switched to sir 😔
11
4
311
if anyone wants to be our friend we have 120 cans of baja blast
13
8
267
@littmath
there was a whole deal on facebook where a bunch of people pitched in to get someone to write a proof of the riemann hypothesis just to see what they would come up with
3
1
243
anyone want to do a friendsgiving where we all smoke a bunch?
8
6
94
cool pride facts: if both parties enjoy themselves during sex it’s gay
1
15
97
my coworkers are always asking me “why don’t you like to travel” no thanks i don’t like the penis detecting machine that tells the scary people to molest me
0
8
88
tw, the worst thing you’ve ever read in your entire life ever
The way Celia from Monsters Inc called James P. Sullivan "Sully Wully" tells me she wanted to smash.
Imagine the two of them spitroasting Mike Wazowski while he whimpers in ecstasy.
Sully grabs Celia and pulls her in for a kiss. Her sentient hair snakes toward his asshole.
61
31
557
5
2
69
a trans person left their card at the register and the barista made them deadname themself in front of the whole coffee shop to prove it was theirs, im furious
5
1
65
genuine question: is this english?
All abar ordering cookie dough after a day of cookin healthy scran
0
1
42
2
1
72
@StopTweetingMia
trans people will post a picture of someone who looks exactly like themself and say i’m simping
1
3
54
this is not a problem i expected to have for a few years, but apparently im more passing than i thought? also i had a mask on and wasn’t speaking
0
1
55
WHAT those aren’t words bro 😭😭😭 i love you bro
2
1
55
a little while back i wandered into british twitter and i never have any idea what they’re saying but i still engage because it’s so funny to me like wtf is “plod” idk but it’s hilarious
2
6
45
i just ran into a pentatonix stan account on twitter in 2021… what the fuck
14
2
49
@bubblyqueefs
it worked ok, and i can turn the rack upside down so they don’t fall. it’s still a good idea, just my high execution was poor
1
0
40
bitches will be like “yeah i’m attracted to men sometimes” and this is the man
5
3
34
gonna be brave and start tweeting more selfies here you go twitter
4
0
32
i guess your 30s are about being wrong then
Your 30s are about realizing not every sandwich is better on toasted bread
49
46
1K
0
2
32
imagine announcing to the world you have bad sex because you don’t communicate with your partner 💀
when a woman says ‘cum for me’ during sex she’s bored
2K
9K
121K
2
4
36
we got the house 🥰🥰🥰
ok twitter this is the cutest house i’ve ever seen who wanna live here
0
0
7
3
0
31
i will literally come to your house, smoke your weed, pet your cat, and look hot while you do your chores
1
1
28
all i’m saying is if my nipples wanna be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them
0
1
28
just learned the house we’re buying is right next to costco can i get a W in the chat
1
0
27
oh god oh fuck how did they find me oh shit oh fuck o-
i just ran into a pentatonix stan account on twitter in 2021… what the fuck
14
2
49
4
0
28
my kitties all got fall outfits, anyone want to do a photo shoot for us?
3
3
27
it’s crazy how these are the only pictures of me that exist. you would think another picture of me would exist by now but you would be wrong
1
1
21
@garbageskel
@dril_gpt2
on the contrary, no mere human could ever achieve this level of humor. it would destroy them
0
0
23
costco is amazing. last night we paid $4.75 for a bunch of prescriptions, got a walk in covid booster, and then had dinner for 2 for $3.25
0
0
22
@Nick68891258
@literallysofie
hey
@name
[8 digits] did you really think this was an appropriate reply?
0
0
21
people want tattoos to mean something and i’m like yeah they mean i’m a badass
0
3
22
today i taught a lecture on machine learning to the entire data science team at my company dressed like this
3
1
23
hey did i tell u guys my job is giving me transition accommodations? im so happy rn 🥰🥰
2
0
20
stole this because i didn’t agree with the tweet it went with but i love it
0
1
22
@halesyeahbabyy
i didn’t get a 22. i go to byu and could never have a 22 because that might mean i’ve broken the honor code, which i’ve never done
4
0
22
the best part is “the mamma mia soundtrack” bro that’s just called ABBA
0
2
21