rick king II
@rick0chet
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I'm just a brown man out to share the funny. My friends call me the bastard and its because I am a bastard.
Hubert, NC
Joined July 2011
Ricks bro is. Taking over and its partY time let's have a great time
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I just totally f-ked up the money at work. My boss got mad at the other manager... Like to know I'm so well liked I didn't even get blamed
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Early morning beach trip and I call 1030 early because I went to bed at 7. Last nite was crazier then last years happy-hotel prom.
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You ever hear a song that made u just wanna kick the nearest puppy?...... Oh yea me neither #whyimconsiderednormal
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U can win a pissing contest by getting the least amount of distance. Just get everyone participating wet...What?! I play to win.
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It was once in a comic book where a character said " my common sense is tingling " meaning common sense is so rare its a super power.
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Don't give me a gift and tell me its the thought that counts. If that were true I'd be in jail for all the times I thought about assault.
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Ah. Happy fourth everyone. It's one of the few nights shooting stars get overlooked
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Triple chocolate cake ice cream by blue bunny... read about it.
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God why do u hate me. Always waking me up with that sun invention of yours... What a showoff. Sheesh.
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While I brush my teeth before bed I sing my ABC's in my head... I think my teeth are so white cuz I don't really know that song so well.
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Going to the beach at twelve midnight there's something about not seeing what ur swimming next to that makes the experience kind sexy.
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It u don't get any laughs ur conscience is too strong and u should kill urself.
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