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America's Softbody Sweetheart™ | host of SOCIETY OF SENSATION | banned Dec. 2015-Aug. 2023 | not mad at anyone

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Matt Forney
2 months
Welcome to SOCIETY OF SENSATION, a retro video game review show for the rest of us. In this episode, I look at TITANIC: ADVENTURE OUT OF TIME. What do the Boer War, Curtis Yarvin’s favorite philosopher, and the Titanic craze of the 90s have to do with each other?. Links below.
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Matt Forney
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Every time a post of mine breaks containment, I learn how stupid ordinary people are. Last weekend, I learned that using the words "girls" and "women" interchangeably means you're a pedophile. Today I learned that Midwesterners think "hicklib" is a slur against all ruralites.
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Matt Forney
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RT @EdwinOslan: Yyyyup!!! Former college friends moved to Williamsburg hipster central. Literally everyone I met when I went to New York so….
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Matt Forney
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I can literally post selfies all week long and there will always be that one retard who thinks he scored a dunk by posting a decade-old pic from when I was still fat. It's honestly impressive, like that Japanese dude in the Pacific who thought WWII was going on 30 years later
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Raleigh T. Sakers
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@realmattforney Try not being a fat, dysgenic, soft-ass mark and that wouldn't happen. Look at you, begging to get robbed.
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Matt Forney
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RT @bundys49185: So many of the yOu vOtEd fOr tHiS crowd forget that the rest of the country sends their derranged libs here to NYC. Even i….
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Matt Forney
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Wasn't expecting or asking anyone to send in tips for a PDF of a decade-old out-of-print book. But thank you to everyone who contributed anyway.
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Matt Forney
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I now understand why Arab countries punish thieves by cutting their hands off. I don't SUPPORT it, but I UNDERSTAND it. The libtard casual attitude towards theft and property destruction is yet another example of the third worldization of America in the past decade. No, these.
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Matt Forney
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I got robbed last night. This is the incident slip the NYPD gave me. Thanks to every Midwestern hicklib who spent over a decade making NYC a more "equitable" city. Losing two-thirds of the possessions I had on me at the time. actually, screw the sarcasm and screw you.
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Matt Forney
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I came back from the third world to find that America was turning into the third world. You flee abroad to find that the "good" countries are also turning into the third world. There is no escape.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
11 hours
NEW - Serbia’s Foreign Minister indicates a plan, to address its ageing population, with a “labor mobility agreement” issuing 100,000 work permits, with Ghana’s Foreign Minister aiming to send “thousands of our young people to work in Serbia.”
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Matt Forney
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RT @HardRCafe: I swear half the women I went to high school & college with moved to NYC and live like those “day in the life” tiktokers bec….
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Matt Forney
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Fuck it. I'm voting for Curtis Sliwa. I don't care if Adams or Cuomo *might* be the better candidate to beat Mamdani. This city doesn't just need to be cleaned up, it needs to be sandblasted. The only guy who can do it is a boomer flim-flam man who leads a Dominican street gang.
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Matt Forney
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"conservatives are afraid of cities" "this is just part of living in a big city" "you have insurance". Oh, do you have LIFE insurance, libtard? You're going to need it if you leave the house at this rate.
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Matt Forney
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"Wow, this blew up". I poast a lot about urban decline I've witnessed since moving back to the U.S. Here's the most recent example.
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Matt Forney
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I got robbed last night. This is the incident slip the NYPD gave me. Thanks to every Midwestern hicklib who spent over a decade making NYC a more "equitable" city. Losing two-thirds of the possessions I had on me at the time. actually, screw the sarcasm and screw you.
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Matt Forney
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I'll be fine aside from having to replace my clothes. But I put up an out-of-print book of mine for free this week, one that people had been begging me to reissue. If you liked it, tips appreciated (link/QR code supports CashApp):
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Matt Forney
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In 2015, I published a travel guide called DO THE PHILIPPINES. In 2021, I withdrew it from sale because I no longer believed what I wrote in it and could not in good conscience profit off something espousing a lifestyle I now opposed. Nonetheless, since freaks keep making
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Matt Forney
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I got robbed last night. This is the incident slip the NYPD gave me. Thanks to every Midwestern hicklib who spent over a decade making NYC a more "equitable" city. Losing two-thirds of the possessions I had on me at the time. actually, screw the sarcasm and screw you.
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Pop Base
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Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
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Matt Forney
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RT @HeftyHaruspex: Obama cooking a wild mushroom crostata in the prison mess hall only to have the guards call it “fag pizza”.
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Matt Forney
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You can just arrest Barack Hussein Obama. You can just put the long-legged mack daddy in prison. What's he gonna do, call the cops?.
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Josiah Lippincott
23 hours
We are going to arrest Barack Hussein Obama.
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Matt Forney
23 hours
heading down to Staten Island tonight to slap some fannies and kiss some grannies.
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Matt Forney
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RT @orkbrandon: If you weren't following me on the other account for the past month did you catch the arc where I had Matt Forney on my cou….
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Matt Forney
23 hours
This is why I don't care about Zohran Mamdani's anti-Zionist politics, or his platform in general. Like Bernie Sanders, he's a squish who will cave and accomplish nothing if he's elected. Put money on Cuomo or Sliwa winning. Now.
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Alex Colston
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Mamdani conceding on "intifada" to defer to fabricated perceptions does not speak highly of his ability to weather future times where he will need to be uncompromising. If you're going to be a tribune of the socialist left, you need to not be moved, even if that's uncomfortable.
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Matt Forney
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I am the only person in America who doesn't know how AI filters work or how to put one on so you know you're getting the authentic thing with me.
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