#HoustonMetro #VanPools might come back online after being offline for 6 months. A quick back of the envelope calculation indicates that over the past 6 months, there would have been over $1M in subsidies that would have been paid to Metro via federal funding for the 232 vans

#fritopie is just a Texan #sloppyjoe

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It used to be called the "Houston Tenneco Marathon". 1993 Registration form found in an old book. #HoustonMarathon #ChevronMarathon @HoustonMarathon

In honor of the news about #Rush, the obvious best tracks from each #Rush studio album: *No brainers Rush (1974) - "Finding My Way" Fly by Night (1975) - "Fly by Night" Caress of Steel (1975) - "The Fountain of Lamneth" 2112 (1976) - "2112"* A Farewell to Kings (1977) - "Closer

Watching "High Plains Drifter". The first dialog happens at about 7:30 in the film. Eastwood says one word, "Beer". The #introvert in me likes the dialog so far.

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The left on TikTok are teaching people how to punch MAGA (because we are nazi's) without hurting their hands🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are we constantly reminded to "smash" the Like button and subscribe and click the notification bell? Can I just click the Like button or is smashing the only path forward?

Monday is National Keep Off the Grass Day, 4/21. The day after #420

Some say what they believe. Others say what they believe will keep them in power.

So, what happened with the Fort Knox timeline? #Memoryhole

2 of 2 ... it is a great idea to remove your dental retainer and leave it in a wadded-up paper towel on the kitchen counter or restaurant table. As "safe and effective" as those idiotic mRNA shots.

1 of 2, with all due appreciation and respect to @elonmusk's great work with @DOGE, I have a teenage daughter and can attest that the greatest scam perpetrated on American consumer's is the advice given to dental retainer wearers...

What a time to be alive!

#Zoomies

On the topic of making the world a better place, we need to tackle the misuse of the "quote-unquote" phrase. It SHOULD be "diversity is quote our greatest strength unquote". NOT "diversity is quote-unquote our greatest strength."

"To have hope in a world like this is not only funny, it's hilarious." @andrewklavan

If this is "next week", when is "this week"?

Life aspiration: have a safe, secured with a combination lock, hidden behind a painting of dogs playing pool. In the safe will be a photo of my wife and daughters, and nothing else.