Ray Harrington
@RayHarrington
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Comedian (Conan) / Funbearable Podcast / Director of 'Be A Man' on Hulu / Two albums out now / Currently Overwhelmed.
New England
Joined April 2010
You can watch my late-night debut on Conan, a show and person I've loved forever! Hearing @TeamCoco and @AndyRichter laugh during my set was surreal and I'm forever grateful. https://t.co/ZWyPpzTOV4
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So come in today and get the new Chungus Meal with Rizzler Dippers for just 8.99 and grab a 30oz, limited edition Mr. Beast Mountain Beast or Dr. Beast for just a dollar more.
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Man, they really went from “there’s pedophiles in the basement of this pizza place and everyone is a pedophile from literal hell!” just a few years back, to “hey hey hey, what even IS a so-called pedophile, anyway?!”
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Guys, I went to Beast Land and they locked me in a warehouse and told me if I ate a whole giraffe, they'd let me go. I thought the animatronic of Mr. Beast was broken because it was just staring with lifeless eyes. I was informed it was the actaul Mr. Beast.
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Listen, Osgood Perkins may be making some cool movies, but I’ll never not get used to his name. The most Milk Man sounding name ever.
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People really look around and see corruption, corporations absolutely devouring life as we know it and go, “that poor person shouldn’t be able to buy their kid a cookie.”
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Wow! Drain the drinking water of a few towns and we can maybe get 10 minutes of a nonsensical, ever morphing nightmare of an already existing show with over 200 episodes for AI to steal from and we can ALL have nightmares!
Sitcoms will never be the same. This is fully AI generated in LTX-2
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There’s a house down the street from me that has their Christmas lights up and shining NOW. It’s making me want to grow green fur and stop brushing my teeth. What are you doing?!
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Listen, when you're the head of an archaic institution that demands so much of your time covering up pedophiles, it's nice to have someone who "get's it."
King Charles III and Pope Leo XIV have put a 500-year-long argument behind them, as the two prayed together inside the Sistine Chapel. https://t.co/GxXeG2fv0C
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Does the Springsteen biopic have a scene where he’s recording a famous song and then asks, “was that ok?” Or “whattaya think?” And then the person recording is practically crying and says, “… yeah. Yeah, that’ll do.”
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An AI “artist” complaining that someone stole their work. An impressive amount of energy to avoid self awareness. Bravo.
Never do this: Passing off someone else’s work as your own. This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post. Not cool 👎
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It’s extremely funny that all those Young Republican dudes that got outed as Nazis all look, dress, and have the haircuts of the groom at a lesbian wedding.
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Let's get MTV's Guy Code back on the air so some of these red pill podcast comics can make a living without being political assets.
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Damn it. I missed my flight to Riyadh and now the prince is saying he’ll bump me down to feature.
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Hello Sharks, I'm putting 20 dollar chocolate bars everywhere and they look like they're filled with baby shit from a diaper. We're calling it Dubai Chocolate. It's not from Dubai. I'm seeking 2 million for 5% of my company, Labubu Reseller LLC.
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Oh yeah, this reminds me, have you seen the movie The Death of Stalin?
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Movie/TV Twitter can be fun, but so much of it is someone tweeting a screenshot of a very easy to understand and obvious thing and being like, “I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL AND THIS THING SUCKS” because they didn’t pay attention to any of it.
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Superman says, does, and embodies things the character has represented since it's inception almost 100 years ago. Chuds: "Oh great, they made Superman WOKE." If Mr. Rogers came out today, they'd send death threats to his family.
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I love when Dr. Who folks are upset because they're so invested and serious and then you see a clip of what they're talking about and it's a high school play with 2005 CGI about a 400 year old, sentient vending machine discovering it's bisexual in WWII.
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