Raul
@raulm583
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🚨🆕 Breaking news: More information about Cristiano Ronaldo and blocking transfers: Ronaldo is very angry. He believes the competition becomes UNFAIR if Benzema moves to Al Hilal and thinks that team would be too strong. He feels that he would then be unable to win trophies
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I wonder how many victims have had to watch their rapists and traffickers receive Grammys.
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Are any nerds cross referencing these files against the Panama files
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realizing we ran out of conspiracy theories because they all came true
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They’re gonna have to bring Epstein out of witness protection.
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Scientists are about to start worshipping the sun again.
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Had to quit magnesium unfortunately. Sleep quality was great but the dreams are too intense. A man can be reunited with his dead dog for only so many nights in a row.
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Soon, criticizing Jeffrey Epstein will be called antisemitic. Wait for it!
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🚨BREAKING: Saudi Pro League officials are said to be shocked by Cristiano Ronaldo’s anger, despite him earning over €7M per week. They’ve reportedly told him he’s an employee on a massive salary, one he never earned in Europe and must respect the league or walk away.
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Nations don’t fall to enemies- armies fall, when betrayal comes from within. @nsitharaman everyday we read about crores u write off for Adani/Ambani. Crores worth bridges fall, IAS/IPS/politicians loot n invest in Dubai n other countries now. But disability pension is a burden
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🚨 BREAKING: As Cristiano Ronaldo considers a return to Europe, UEFA has stepped in with a staggering €100M offer for him to stay in Saudi Arabia.
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Reveal every person on earth is having their mind not only read but often filled with non organic thoughts. Good, now. Make them realise they can do it back.
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They faked his death. He is Alive. Autopsy report is negative He is Satoshi. We owns 75% of Bitcoin's codes .
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Eat the Rich. They've been eating your children.
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