pov: couple mediation

Man United’s new face. André Onana.

“I cannot marry someone like Achraf Hakimi 🤮” Get in there and make it about you!

The real Touch and Follow.

Me to the alarm clock when I wake before it rings:

It takes a lot of balls to play tennis on this... #forfun

*Bathemeus replies tweet* Bathemeus:

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Potter on the wheel to replace Tuchel as next Chelsea coach? Reliving the days of The Potter’s wheel and The Successor.

I ask you for price no mean say I wan buy. I just wan know abeg. No pressure me.

Food for thought but you haven’t eaten.

My dogs keep pooping on the floor of my ride. I'm so getting rid of these carpets.

If you're looking for Content, you can just plant Maize under the canopy.

I had a conversation with Jack, he said the conversation was an eye opener for him. Jack is blind. 💀💀

If you put two average funny guys on a show, Can they be called co-medians?

You shouldn't expect it to be dope all the time. If it was, everyone would be doing drugs.

Ara does not care about her skin or her diet. Arafat. Mena cares about her skin and she diets but Menalin. Ara is not Mena, Arafat but she never die yet.

Allow her beef you while you guys roll. It's her Sauce age.

My so called best friend tried setting me up by putting a skeleton in my cupboard. It was a framework.

Wearing singlet would never hurt you. It's armless. True story.