P SCOTT ✨
@prescotttyler
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Comedy Festival Producer Local Stand Up Comedian Gold ⭐ Bisexual
Joined May 2012
RT @NoahRyanCo: Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on….
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You never hear bisexual men say "ugh I love men so much I wish I wasn't attracted to women here is my stupid ugly girlfriend" wonder what's up with that.
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RT @givemheck: "If what they say is, 'nothing is forever' then what makes love the exception? So why, oh why, are we so in denial when we k….
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Tried to upgrade my cat to higher quality food designed for older cats and she went on a hunger strike so severe she vomited bile. She's back to eating Meow Mix Tender Centers.
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets' whims too easily but holy shit these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time weeks ago they had a taste of some "better" food.
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RT @mrswamsbsgans: alfonso cuarón you can sleep tight at night knowing nothing in this franchise ever came close to your sauce.
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RT @upuntil_dawn: You guys I’m being so serious you have GOT to release your inhibitions… maybe even feel the rain on your skin.
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RT @kneeeahh: i don’t think there’s a more infuriating scene in all of tv than the people living in buffy’s house RENT FREE kicking her out….
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The minute it comes out that peachlady54 is a character so help me god I will not be okay
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Seen a lot of people quote tweeting this but no one has said "have sex with a man" yet 🤔.
Top 40 gayest things a man can do ?.
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RT @tylerllewtaing: it was acceptable to be an avatar non-believer before way of water but if you're not on board for this now it's just ki….
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Gay men and straight women both have their love of men in common. A lot of straight men don't even like women.
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do.
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RT @ohsethy: By now we should have had Barb & Star Go to the Moon, Barb & Star Meet Frankenstein, Barb & Star Crack the Case, Barb & Star:….
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So, nothing really happened to those people who refused to take Covid-19 vaccine.
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Not to be the friend that is too woke but French fries should be included in the price of your meal.
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