Remember that 311 song where they just listed a bunch of bands they liked?.

I’d be OK with AI taking over the deli counter at the local Von’s.

Got a legendary musician’s name wrong in an email where I was trying to hire him for a session. How’d your Friday go?.

If your love language isn’t food I can’t offer anything to you.

New @KeshaRose is fire. Love the journey. Love where you are now.

Starting a Run The Jewels dad band called Run The Dishes. @KillerMike.

I tweet this at least once a year but sometimes you meet somebody and you know exactly which Nintendo Mii eyes you would pick for them.

RIP Brian Wilson… his unique and masterful composition set the gold standard in the history of American pop music. Even his simplest and catchiest songs were masterworks of sophistication. One of my personal biggest influences… good night, legend. Thank you.

Now that Elon is a certified beta cuck I guess all his followers got knocked down a rank in the pecking order. My heart goes out to you other betas who backed your alpha. You are now sub-betas. Please turn your wives and gf’s into Donald Trump.

The Epstein reveal (shocker of the year 🙄 ) just shows how full of shit he is. Doesn’t want you to trust legacy media, loves to promote conspiracies but will cover up actual truth when it’s convenient. Why do people revere these pieces of shit?.

I thought we elected these alpha males to run shit cuz women be too emotional. These two are just writing dirt on the 8th grade bathroom stall cuz… that’s what grown men do? 🤡 🤡.

ChatGPT giving pick me more lately.

Annnd we’re right where everyone knew we would be eventually. Everyone but Elon I guess….

Anyone else worried that maybe he’s fallen off? Like somehow it’s gonna be worse?.

As a dad, few things get me off more than purging our house of a bunch of a shit, then doing a car-load of illegal dumping behind the local Ross.

Dropping the news into your writing is informative, challenges the viewpoints of your current listeners and opens the door to new fans who might be looking for alternative sources to mainstream media outlets.

We all struggle with our mental health. Some people drink, some people mindlessly download $5 indie deck-builder games on Steam. I do both.

Which is once up to this point cuz we watched it last night.

Just watched “The Substance” with my wife. Now when she comes out of the shower I’m like “hey are you “the substance” version of my wife? Cuz she was perfect before but somehow you’re even hotter. I don’t want you messing around with that stuff, but damn grrl…” works every time.

Need a ridiculously simple windows audio (and video) editor that can splice and trim without having to launch a complex program. Opens instantaneously, saves quickly, closes quickly. No frills, just that basic functionality.