Ivana Seerzak-Staip👑
@poemsforcheetos
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Toulouse, France
Joined February 2014
Look at this bird abuse fanatic.
@ThePizzaGuy98 @DudespostingWs Yeah, bird abuse doesn’t click for me. Apparently you’re a big fan.
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In spite of how sexy it is, the problem I have with siege weaponry is it is largely ineffective against moving targets, so bows and arrows, and even spears are much better suited for urban warfare.
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My boyfriend loves fancy speakers and headphones, I got him some of these for Christmas. Don’t tell him, it’s a surprise.
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Used to love fishing off the coast of Venezuela, but can’t do that anymore.
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Oldie but a goodie. This was my 14th PhD in the field of felid habitat conservation. We need wild cats in the wild.
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@9mmsmg I, for one, would like to see more dementia patients entrusted with flammable liquids and open flames.
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Nobody is congratulating me on regaining control of the car, only attacking my gender preferences. Makes me want to quit Twitter.
Watch as a Subaru loses control during snowy conditions on Interstate 70 in Colorado. The driver is seen changing lanes before losing control, veering off the road, and eventually back onto the highway.
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As a woman with an IQ of 115 and 40 PhDs I am making it my life’s mission to expose Elon Musk as a mediocre 105-110 IQ person.
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George Washington was one egghead-looking dude.
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I don’t care if it is tradition. Chicken is better than turkey and it isn’t even close. I would prefer a nice rotisserie chicken any day. Turkey doesn’t taste good and is too much hassle to cook, so sue me.
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Don’t let your anvil become a rusty hunk of crap:
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Shoutout to all 629,050 people who checked where I live today.
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TSA says you can’t have a big toothpaste. You might blow up the plane.
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I will be in the last 99.9999th percentile of people who fall for an AI generated video.
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Probably leave twitter soon, the algorithm is for retards
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How soon before the first mass shooting by a Tesla bot?
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