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Kenya • Jersey • NY
Joined July 2009
Asking an audience member to come up and tell a joke, and he nailed it 🤣 https://t.co/QSr4TU70vC
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girl stand up
I want men only to answer this: as a woman, what can we offer you so you wouldn’t leave us for another woman?
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You need 20 apps to watch football now and it’s insane.
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“The messiest bitch you know is a man”
Whole time, Gossip girl was never a girl. Keep that in mind. Lmfaooo
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I’m starting to hate Instagram . Why is the song still playing once I leave that person post like omfg
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This what they mean when they say “she’s the light of my life”
His wife had to work on thanksgiving and he was pissed 😭😂 watch his joy when she returned
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December will be filled with love. December will be filled with growth. December will be filled with ease. December will be filled with wealth. December will be filled with good news. December will be filled with happiness. December will be filled with blessings.
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"Me snacks is your snacks, Reggie" 😂😂😂 He had to acknowledge his son-in-law there and then
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The Holy Spirit
who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?
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A meme is born.
What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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november was a solid 11/10, not a single complaint from my side. just gratitude.
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Propaganda I'm not falling for:
A man can love you deeply and still cheat on you accidentally.
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God ain’t forget bout me!
.@rihanna's 'ANTI' has now spent 500 weeks on the Billboard 200. First album by a black female artist to reach this milestone in the chart's history.
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Born with Down Syndrome, Blaze Mayes had one dream: to suit up and play football for his high school team. That dream came true on the biggest stage, during the state championship! 🙌 This is awesome 🤍 https://t.co/iTrfg2MAxy
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Read.
Without drugs and alcohol. What's the best way to escape reality?
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When he says his love language is physical touch so u beat him up
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My daughter is one of those wildly creative souls who somehow manage to organize chaos into something beautiful. A few months ago, she came to me with a sketch not a rough one either, like a fully thought-out concept of this bookshelf shaped like a circle surrounding her reading
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Ethel has me WEAAAAAAAK 😂😂😂😂😂
dating in dallas is horrific. nigga got on pearls & had a purse across his chest tryna talk to me. ethel if you don’t get the fuck out my face.
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