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top ten community note of all time
why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl
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when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other
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i leave niggas alone I’ll never be the bitch to bother you after we done.
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this the saddest shit I’ve ever seen
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My handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.
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Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by 12pm, it’s officially a Monday problem
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Can’t name a time I ain’t figure this shit out, i’ll bet on me every time
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GESTURES THAT MAKE YOU MORE FEMININE AND ELEGANT ✨
Miriam Rodriguez’s 20 year old daughter was kidnapped by cartel members and never returned. Miriam personally tracked down and k*lled 12 of them.
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Meanwhile my biggest nightmare is poverty
Every women’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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They say it takes 21 days to from a habit, but it took me 3 days of vacation to get used to not working
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if a man has you wondering where y'all stand, go stand by some other man.😂
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It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money Wtf else would we be there for
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what does this mean? if he’s not planning dates now, he isn’t going to plan to take your kids to the doctor. if he’s not taking your emotions seriously now, he isn’t going to handle them well when you are postpartum. current behavior indicates future behavior.
you can’t build a solid future with someone who won’t even give you a solid present
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It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today
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