Paul Charchian
@PaulCharchian
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Director of Guillotine Leagues at https://t.co/PAueUqr8Am. KFAN, FSGA. HOFx2. Podcasts: Fantasy Football Weekly and CHOP! @GLChop
Joined June 2009
The Cardinals demote Josh Dobbs to third string, trade him for almost nothing, start Clayton Tune who throws for 58 yards in a shutout loss. and Dobbs engineers a game-winning drive on the road with :22 seconds left. Unreal.
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. so he could draft Bo Nix 20 spots higher than any other team would have. Gotcha.
Sean Payton admits he baited Minnesota forcing them to trade up for JJ McCarthy
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Kirk Cousins: 460 yards, four touchdown passes, leader of the game winning drive, and the quarterback behind the greatest comeback in NFL history. Suck it, haters.
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Kirk Cousins is going to look like a goddamn snowman on the flight home.
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With all due respect to excellent receivers like Cooper Kupp, Tyreek Hill, Davante Adams, and Stefon Diggs, the league's best receiver is Justin Jefferson.
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It happened to the ball carrier, so several refs should have seen the penalty, yet none was called. The result was a turnover and a field goal in a game decided by one point.
Broncos’ DB Kareem Jackson has been suspended without pay for four games for repeated violations of playing rules intended to protect the health and safety of players, including during Sunday’s game against the Minnesota Vikings.
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Patrick Mahomes figuring out what it’s like to get the protection Kirk Cousins experiences every game.
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This non-call by the refs added 30 yards for the Chiefs.
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To think, Packer fans were hammering the Vikings for their performance against the Niners.
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Kirk Cousins had one particularly bad play. The Vikings defense allowed 10+ yards and/or a first down 26 times.
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Absurd that the booth didn't review the Gabe Davis "catch".
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Want to stress this: Officials are specifically instructed NOT to whistle fumbles dead if there's any doubt. They've reversed two touchdowns.
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The timing of Kirk's Achilles injury is incredibly deflating. For the first time in his career he had a competent offensive line and a solid, opportunistic defense. Maybe this franchise really is cursed, like some people say.
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This was NOT called a penalty. 🤪.
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If Stef Diggs didn’t like Kirk Cousins’ accuracy, wait until he see Josh Allen in action. I’m sure it’ll end well.
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Vikings have won all five games without Justin Jefferson. They did so today without WR1, WR3, LB1, RB1, RB2, QB1, QB2, CB2.
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Fantasy players get stereotyped as myopic zealots. I haven't seen a single tweet from a fantasy player talking about the impact of last night's cancelation on their fantasy team. Maybe I just follow the right people.
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Sure, I'm biased for my hometown guy, but this was the best halftime show ever.
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The COVID relief bill gives your tax money to: .- Egypt: $1,300,000,000.- Sudan: $700,000,000.- Israel: $500,000,000.- Ukraine: $453,000,000.- Nepal: $135,000,000.- Burma: $135,000,000.- Cambodia: $85,000,000.************.- You: $600.************ .Thanks, congress.
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The Raiders are out of it. Minnesota needs a kicker. Daniel Carlson for a 3rd-rounder. Let's tweet it into reality.
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Am I glad Kirk played well? Yes. Am I glad the Vikings didn’t match his contract? Yes.
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Kirk Cousins has thrown 177 passes without an interception, the longest active streak in the NFL, and the longest by a Viking in 24 years.
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Alexander Mattison's 11 runs inside the 10-yard line have netted 0 touchdowns and -5 yards.
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If Dalvin Cook hadn't fumbled and if Greg Joseph makes his chip shot, the Vikings would be 3-0, and Kirk would be at/near the top of the MVP conversation after leading two come-from-behind victories and toying with the Seahawks.
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Cousins haters, chew on this: Arizona is spending $28M per year for Bradford and Glennon. Vikes will spend $29M for Cousins and Siemian.
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Minnesota, where Kirk Cousins get blamed for Justin Jefferson fumbling the ball out of the end zone.
That's an unbelievable turn of events. Not blaming Cousins for that fluky play, but if he puts the ball out in front of Jefferson a bit more it's probably an easy touchdown.
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I’ve lived through a lot of bad Vikings losses. This is as maddening as any. A Grade-A embarrassment at every level.
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Vikings two game totals: .✅Defense allows 913 yards, 61 points.✅Kicker misses two field goals, XP.✅Kirk Cousins throws 595 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INTs, rallies team to come-from-behind OT and chip shot FG try.😡Vikings fans: It's KURT'S FAULT!😡.
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The Vikings, when using their pregame scripted plays vs the rest of the game:.(data via TruMedia)
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10 game suspension, minimum. The NBA can’t let itself turn into soccer.
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Any other Vikings fans still buzzing from yesterday?.
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I’ve got to believe this is how 99% of you feel.
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Increasingly, it looks like Kevin O'Connell is a really good coach.
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Vikings fans, it might be time to go 2019 Dolphins. Trade everyone who has value to a different team, even the players you love. Harrison Smith, Eric Kendricks, and Adam Thielen. Cut Kirk Cousins. Absorb all the cap hits. Accept 2-3 years of losing for a more promising 2024.
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It’s not complicated: Pay Jefferson and Cousins.
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I'm a little shocked at the disapproval from Vikings fans today. They just beat a Miami team that went to the playoffs last year and is in playoff hunt now. Except for one play, the offense was dramatically better. Except for one play, the defense was awesome. Enjoy the moment.
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Through two games, the Vikings are the worst team in the league by a wide margin. I can't remember a more inept back-to-back performance across all phases of the team.
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Most of you know how I feel about Kirk Cousins. I’m still in shock and denial. At the moment of Kirk’s injury, I’d been as optimistic about the Vikings as any time during his tenure. I’m heartbroken for him and Vikings fans. Hopefully that’s not his final play as a Viking.
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Josh Dobbs gets the gold star, but let's give Kevin O'Connell credit for figuring how to put Dobbs in a position to win.
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Vikings fans, do you want Cordarrelle back in Minnesota?.
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I want to hear from people who (very reasonably) turned off the game at 33-0 and are looking at the score now.
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Vikings should pursue this vigorously.
During his introductory press conference, Kirk Cousins admitted to having direct contact with the Falcons' head athletic trainer during the negotiating period. That could be a problem for the Falcons.
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Sure, the Green Bay special teams were awful, but an offense with Aaron Rodgers, Davante Adams, and Aaron Jones only managed 10 points. Seems like the bigger story to me.
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Your league is doing it wrong if it's not saving its final playoff spot for the highest-scoring team that wouldn't otherwise make the playoffs.
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I’ve lost my ability to taste, smell, and feel sadness over Vikings losses.
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My preferred order for COVID vaccinations: .1. First responders.2. Elderly and at-risk individuals.3-98. [Everyone else].99. Politicians.
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✔️On the road.✔️National television.✔️vs No. 1 seed.✔️Overtime.✔️Season on the line.
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It’s over. Vikings were outclassed, outcoached, and outplayed.
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Minnesota, where your QB throw for 365 and 3 scores, while your defense allows a historic passing performance. and it's Kirk's fault.
@PaulCharchian It didn’t come down to those final seconds. Cousins missed plenty of opportunities today.
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Kirk Cousins is the first player in NFL history to pass for 300+ yards and have a passer rating of 130+ in three straight games.
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PATRICK PETERSON!!!! One of the greatest regular season Vikings games in history!.
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Assuming he continues to play at this level, Minnesota can’t let Sam Darnold leave for a market deal elsewhere. Seven reasons:.1. He’s only 27 years old. 2. Realistically, JJ McCarthy has *maybe* a 25% chance of being as good. 3. The Vikings roster is ready to win now. 4.
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Green Bay's previous three quarterbacks they'd faced, Kyler Murray, Patrick Mahomes, and Russell Wilson: 199 passing yards per game, and 0.3 touchdowns. Kirk Cousins: 341 yards, 3 TDs.
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Reminder: Vikings likely don’t win unless Jordan Addison makes that astounding sideline catch on third down.
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Find someone who loves you as much as Ed Donatell loves the prevent defense.
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Despite averaging 6 yards per touch, KOC refused to use Ty Chandler in the most important spots of the game.
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Unreal. I never thought I'd see Minnesota recruiting like this.
I can confirm the #Gophers have received a commitment from 2021 Illinois four-star running back Mar'Keise Irving (@bucky_buckets) over Michigan, Iowa, Wisconsin, etc. Irving is the second-highest RB to commit to Minnesota in the Internet Era. (FREE):
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It’s easy to forget how powerful, fast, and violent he was. Nobody like Adrian.
Happy 36th birthday to @AdrianPeterson!. Where would you rank him among the all-time great @Vikings? (via @nflthrowback)
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For years we had to listen to Vikings fans tell us that Kirk wasn't a leader. Total garbage.
Brian O'Neill's reaction last night inside the Lambeau Field locker room will stick with me for a long time. He's one of the Vikings' leaders. Asked him what Kirk Cousins has meant to this team. He started to speak. His lip quivered. Tears formed. All he could do was turn away.
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Vikings are one win away from the No. 1 seed, a bye week, and home field throughout the playoffs. UNREAL.
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Here's a crazy idea: the state could give us our money back.
Breaking: Minnesota projects a $7.7B general fund surplus. Strong growth in income, consumer spending, and corporate profits drove extraordinary revenues in FY21. Higher tax receipts are expected to continue with the improvement of the economic outlook.
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Are all 10-2 teams the same? .•Winning teams that the Vikings have beaten: Saints, Ravens, Rams, Falcons.•Winning teams that the Patriots have beaten: Saints, Falcons.•Winning teams that the Eagles have beaten: Panthers.
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What has KJ Osborn done to deserve snaps over Jordan Addison?.
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By this time next week, Josh Dobbs could be throwing to Justin Jefferson with his blind side protected by Christian Darrisaw.
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People who know the NBA rule book better than me, can they retroactively penalize Jamal Murray some way for purposely throwing the heat pack on the court?.
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Someday, if we are dissecting how the NFL died, let’s start the discussion here.
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I'm told the Vikings' interviews with Kevin O'Connell were "sensational." He impressed with his depth of knowledge of the game. O'Connell won the job.
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If Danielle Hunter and Za'Darius Smith stay healthy and play at their historic levels, the Vikings have, arguably, the league's best pass rushing edges.
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There's been a lot of anger and skepticism in Minnesota about the Vikings coaching staff. Impossible not to give Mike Zimmer a ton of credit for Scotch-taping a defense together to beat Aaron Rodgers.
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Anyone else think that Carolina field goal was actually a miss?.
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Several hundred of you saying that Kirk was the reason the Vikings lost the game. He didn't play well, but he threw three touchdowns and didn't create any turnovers.
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I had cold symptoms this morning and decided to get COVID tested before joining The Feast since it's in a public setting. Sure enough, positive. My symptoms are mild and I plan to hunker down for the weekend and get well.
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Greatest game in the history of Vikings receivers?.- Moss at Lambeau. - Moss on Thanksgiving. - AC vs SF in playoffs. - Justin Jefferson today.
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Sam Darnold with a four touchdown game against the team that had allowed the fewest passing touchdowns last year.
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Kirk haters, there's a meeting at the Uptown VFW for you to come up with a new narrative.
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Seeing Jaren Hall make it only two series is a reminder of how amazing Kirk Cousins' ironman run was.
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How very Vikings. When the fan base has completely flipped to "draft mode," they upset Aaron Rodgers in Lambeau, despite missing five cornerbacks. Unreal.
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Kirk is getting benched and y'all are crushing my mentions, so I'll restate the key points: .- I was wrong about Sam Darnold at the time of his signing. - As a lifelong Vikings fan, I'm delighted to be wrong. - I'm wrong a lot, and it won't be the last time. Unfollow if you.
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The Vikings will play in Week 17 with ONE missing starter, Christian Darrisaw. Amazing.
Harrison Smith & Ivan Pace Jr. were full go today. Good sign for Sunday.
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This is your new starting QB, Vikings fans. You don’t pay $10m to a backup—well, you shouldn’t, anyway. Funny how inexpensive the QB position can be when you sign a player nobody else would dare put under center. I’ve been told one thousand times, “wins are a quarterback.
A new QB in Minnesota: The #Vikings are expected to sign #49ers QB Sam Darnold, per me and @TomPelissero. Darnold gets a 1-year deal worth $10M, sources say, and joins former teammate Josh McCown, who is Minnesota’s new QB coach. Kirk Cousins out, Darnold in.
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Quick personal note, beginning next week I'm going to fulfill a lifelong goal of teaching a University of Minnesota journalism class. I was a class of '91 graduate and I can't wait to get back to the same classrooms.
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Are the 2022 Vikings a flawless team? No. Are the 2022 Vikings a special team? HELL YEAH!.
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Life tip: Never burn vacation on the Wed and Fri around Thanksgiving. They're effectively vacation days anyway. Nobody's in the office. You show up late. You take a long lunch. You leave early. And there's no traffic.
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KOC had no answer for the Aaron Glenn’s blitz. No screens. No slants. No draws.
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Vikings win, but get a wake up call that should quell any overconfidence heading into the London game.
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Do I have this straight? A psychopath randomly sprays bullets into her apartment, nearly kills her and her kid, he shoots at cops, before getting taken down…and the Mpls community deems *him* the victim (with a fully-funded GoFundMe) and she’s the bad guy.
What started as a rally for a man shot and killed by Minneapolis Police quickly took a turn after the mother of two nearly hit by bullets while inside her apartment showed up to share her story on Saturday afternoon.
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