Put a 6 around a 2 she's automatically a 9

"if the giants come back and win this game i'm gonna eat my hat...and i really like this hat"

If a zebra's just a jackass with stripes... What the FUCK do we call these replacement wastes of space?!?!

@LuxWilliams513, now that you're Creep daddy all the bitties love ya lol

@smashboxtwenty Jay Leno often times just yells complete nonsense at the tv/audience, they laugh as a way to make him stop

@LuxWilliams513 and for 10 bucks more than me haha

So word of advice... Don't shave your head when youve been drinking. It's not pretty on my scalp right now

O joy European history till 9, just what I want to do when it's this nice out

Have 2 drive 2 work on off day 2 watch the game. #stupidcable

First tweet. Only a few years later than most!!!