@parody_ceo "we're returning to the office 5 days a week because we feel it fosters an environment of collaboration"

@parody_ceo That's where the envelope gets pushed. Where the old rules get rewritten. Where no prisoners are taken, and where lives are forever changed. So jealous.

@parody_ceo Tomorrow, I’ll be taking meetings from bed from 8:30 AM-10:00 AM… Shower 10:00 AM- 11:00 AM… Coffee on my deck/feed my pets 11:00 AM-12:00 PM… Take a black truck to lunch (sometimes I take my laptop and work on the way) 12:00 PM-3:00 PM… Back home, then to the gym 3:00 PM…

@parody_ceo F my family, this is life

@parody_ceo We have to go back, “bullpen” seating is so much worse.

@parody_ceo I too like going to work in a cube where I could do all my work from home. And that no one even knew I was in my cube all day!

@parody_ceo The plexi glass is a primo model

@parody_ceo We made it

Hollywood Animal’s First Act Gets a Major Overhaul is now live on Steam!

@parody_ceo Yep, where real Shareholder-value is created; just a cup of coffee and start making money!

@parody_ceo Can't wait for the 3h "quick call"

@parody_ceo grinded for that view

@parody_ceo We have peaked has humans. Our ancestors would be so jealous.

@parody_ceo $neet fixes this btw

@parody_ceo I bet you can’t wait to pay taxes

@parody_ceo Doesn’t count unless you come in for a half day (at least) on Saturdays. Need to meet those KPIs!

@parody_ceo Same

Everyone’s making splats. We turn them into games you can walk around, drop items, and share with a link. If ur interested, repost this post to skip the waitlist🔓 @space_zero_

@parody_ceo Everyone treats eachother like family 🧚🦄

@parody_ceo Those cubicle walls don't look like they're fostering serendipitous encounters or close collaboration....why don't we knock those down and have everybody work shoulder to shoulder at a picnic table instead?

@parody_ceo Opportunity is all around you every day

@parody_ceo i've seen much worse 🤣

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