One hell of an obituary.

Hey @morningbrew, the list of answers in today’s quiz seems to be from last week.

This is actually how the president of Ukraine started a presentation! I'm in tears, bro! 😂😄

Just ordered my first pellet grill (my bday present)! After lots of research, went with @rectecgrills. Not sure who's more excited, me or my wife. 😀

Aaaand apparently I’ve been confusing @dcorsetto with Aeire from Queen of Wands for many years now. Just wanted to say hi to Danelle and @choochoobear and now want to go bury my head in the sand. Cool. 🤢

Got an early spot on the @hpplaysf waitlist, but the page took forever to load. When it finally did, I tried to choose a date, and it popped up a message stating that that date was no longer available and I have to start over. Now waiting again, but my 15m window is over. >:(

Early riders in Phoenix have been getting their first taste of Waymo's fully driverless rides. More on this soon! #selfdrivingcar

Just watched the new HomePod commercial ( https://t.co/EHIMpANVNA). She’s obviously a Time Bandit.

#colorfactory #selfie #tomstayte

The Final Year & Pod Save America unite!!! Our film is in theaters across the country now!

Time for a periodic reminder that even though we look nearly identical, I am not in fact the excellent hip hop artist, @PAPPYKOJO.

Waymo's fully self-driving cars are here—we are now test-driving on public roads without anyone in the driver’s seat

Tired of being on the defensive. So shift the conversation. Why *should* guns be legal? Ignored if the word "amendment" is uttered.

Dear @NFL players, Please #TakeAKnee on Sunday. We support your FIRST Amendment right to protest. Sincerely, America

RT if you would turn down an invite to this White House.

Just found out that one of my favorite party game apps, Reverse Charades, won't be surviving the iOS 11 transition. Boo! cc/ @craftybeans.

In which everyone claims it must support the *other* side because only those supporters could make a sign so dumb.

Damn you @TheZoneCast. You made me into a blubbering mess on the way into work. Bravo on wrapping up such an epic tale.

INTERGALACTIC EXCLUSIVE: FIRST DRIVE OF THE ALL-NEW @TeslaMotors #MODEL3

Let the pork belly burnt ends smoke begin @ChtownButcher @MeatChurch @BGECanada #localsmoking