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Patrick Lyons
2 years
music writing is a crumbling industry, but my email's still chock full of music i should be writing about. introducing INBOX INFINITY, my weekly newsletter of 10 songs culled from my overflowing Gmail + an essay https://t.co/0hRrTHtKF4
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inbox-infinity.ghost.io
A music writer's attempt to recapture excitement via his Gmail inbox.
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Patrick Lyons
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2025 is the emoji “🙃” personified
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Patrick Lyons
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i used to successfully pitch editors on the music i was listening to while cooking dinner, now i successfully pitch my boss on cocktails involving ingredients i’m cooking with
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Chris DeVille
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Stereogum relaunched today on the same platform used by Defector and other great subscription-based sites. We are excited to keep surviving and thriving as an independent music blog in the 2020s. @scottgum has a very informative post about all the changes:
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stereogum.com
Our new site is much better and we'd love your support.
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Patrick Lyons
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pen for scale
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Patrick Lyons
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*to the tune of peter gabriel’s “sledgehammer”* BIG SANDWICH
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Patrick Lyons
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BLAZERSSSSS i fucking love this team man
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Patrick Lyons
8 days
actual conversation w customer last night him: sick shirt, who is that? me: tomb mold him: are they grindcore? me: ehh more like proggy death metal him: oh prog, cool… do you like khruangbin?
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Patrick Lyons
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days late but here is me as 1/2 of LMFAO with @AbrahamValdez_
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Patrick Lyons
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just woke up from a dream in which i was offered weekly columns by two separate sites… smh i rly believed that shit for five seconds
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Patrick Lyons
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jake locker iykyk
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Mekka Don
16 days
Who was the best high school sports athlete you ever played against or watched in real life?
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Patrick Lyons
17 days
maybe also this the-dream/cassie song
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Patrick Lyons
17 days
what’s the one unreleased song you fully believe is a masterpiece? mine is james fauntleroy’s “i never know what she’s doing��� https://t.co/kRs77uG7te
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Patrick Lyons
20 days
fuck billups. i already hated rooting for him due to the existing allegations in his closet. as much as this feels like a disruption for the team, i have renewed excitement for this season. … if only the best blazer wasn’t a zionist 😑
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Patrick Lyons
20 days
it’s not their job to speculate on offcourt drama, but they recognize the bad vibes. the joy in calabro’s voice when he said: “what a pleasure it is to sit here and do these broadcasts with your ball club leading by 22 with 4:13 remaining in the second game of the season” 😭
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Patrick Lyons
20 days
as many have already pointed out, i lament the lack of legit national reporters able to provide unbiased details on the billups scandal. but i’m so thankful that local commentators still exist. the one relic of trad media. tonight calabro and hurd’s vibes were uplifting af
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Casey Holdahl
20 days
Blazers 139, Warriors 119: FINAL. Portland breaks a 9-game losing streak to Golden State. 26 points, 6 assists, 5 rebounds for Deni Avdija. 22 points, 2 assists, 1 steal for @JeramiGrant. 19 points, 7 rebounds, 3 steals, 2 assists for @toomany_buckets. 17 points, 4 rebounds for
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Patrick Lyons
22 days
jerami grant redemption game????
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Patrick Lyons
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“then he came out with that ‘in your eyes’ shit. all over the radio” “yeah, we never listened to the radio”
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Patrick Lyons
22 days
on the 7 train in awe of three dudes with the strongest queens accents i’ve ever heard having the most in depth conversation about the band genesis
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Daniel Kolitz
23 days
Wankbattling. Pornosexuality. The very real possibility that most people will be illiterate within like ten years. All this and more in my long-in-the-works report on the world of gooning, which you can read now in @Harpers
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Patrick Lyons
23 days
lakers fans: welcome to the dominayton era 😈
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Julian R.
23 days
Did Lakers fans just…never see Ayton play before this? Lol
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