Oviedo Mall
@OviedoMall
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The most popular mall on Twitter*! Home to great entertainment, shopping, dining and strange interns. *Unverified but it feels right.
Oviedo, Florida
Joined January 2010
To live for the hope of it all Cancel plans just in case you'd call And say, "Meet me behind the mall"
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Okay. Hear me out. @MeowWolf in the old Sears? Who's with me?
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No, the mall isn’t hosting a ghost hunt. If you see something, it’s probably just Tobias.
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Last call: If you’re not out in 60 seconds, you’re staying here overnight with the mannequins.
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Lost: a harmonica. Found: someone’s questionable life choices.
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Friendly reminder: mall benches are for sitting, not for napping, cartwheeling, or existential crises.
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No, you cannot “lease” the old Macy's for a medieval jousting arena. Unless you have a permit.
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The parking lot isn’t a drag strip. We will call the cops. Or worse, your grandmother.
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Stop asking if the old Sears is a filming location for Stranger Things. It’s just depressing, not spooky.
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No, the food court river isn’t deep enough for scuba diving. Yes, Marco tried.
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Whoever left the rubber chicken in the food court: we have questions, and none of them are polite.
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Yes, the Hallway of Forgotten Kiosks™️ is still forgotten. No, we don’t know how to fix it.
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To the person doing laps in the parking lot on a unicycle: you’re the hero we didn’t ask for.
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Mall update: the air conditioning is on, the fountain is quiet, and the ghosts are roaming free.
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We don’t care what your astrology sign is. No one belongs in the food court after hours.
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No, we’re not responsible for the claw machine stealing your hopes and dreams.
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The children’s play area is for children. Adults who sit there must face their shame.
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Friendly reminder: the lost and found is for items, not your relationship problems.
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