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Political, men's health and football analyst/Manchester united fun 👌👌@oneswanzala

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2021
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@Degrata254
Degrata
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Nikona baba mzazi ako in my life sijaichangiwa fees kama wewe. Umbwa
@abuyamasta
Masta
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Haha na ukiona inakuuma basi wewe ni mtoto wa single mother
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@Bookten8
Book Ten
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Tomorrow’s By-elections will be very chaotic
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@GeorgeNatembeya
George Natembeya
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Today, my security detail was withdrawn without any notice or lawful justification. This action violates the National Police Service Act, Sections 30 and 31, which obligate the Inspector-General to provide security to State officers whose roles and public engagements expose them
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@BernardKavuli
Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH
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Mutuses's car 🔥
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@polo_kimanii
MethoDman
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They dont tell you that when you have a daughter as a man,she will demasculinate you in the most convenient way she can. Kuna beste yangu saturday nimetembelea napata ndio anamaliziwa kupakwa lipstic,kichwa amevalishwa wig ya bibi. Ndevu imeshikwa na rubber band. Jesus christ!
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@BernardKavuli
Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH
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Do you think it was a wise idea to impeach Rigathi Gachagua?
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@polo_kimanii
MethoDman
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I dont understand what the Obsession is with cementing graves. The only person whose grave should be cemented is Ruto,ndio kama hakuwa amekufa akijaribu kuamka anapatana na Ukuta. The rest of us should just plant trees on our graves and move on. Hii masimiti mingi tuwachane nayo
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Raila's sister, Beryl Achieng Odinga dies
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@Kibet_bull
Yoko
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Mutahi Kagwe has served for only 10 months and over 4B has disappeared under the maize subsidy scandal.
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@amerix
Eric
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The ETHOS of a nation is irreparably broken when you see FORGERY in: - Elections - Education/Exams - Public service - Judiciary - Hospitals - Private sector - Religion No matter how many laws we enact, as long as the ETHOS is faulty, nothing works. #BetterTogether
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Several influential international X accounts revealed to be based in Kenya
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@Maryian96
Mary Njoroge
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So Riggy g entered Narok using a matatu and left using one as well, naishaaa the fact that NIS intel had it that he is in the campaign vehicles they were harrasing and teargassing🤣🤣🤣🤣huyu jamaa atasumbua sana...
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@DrBKhalwale
Dr Boni Khalwale, CBS
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But sir, u have for over 35 years been right at the core of government as a Minister yet Luhyias don't see your footprints anywhere in Western!
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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MPs arrive at Lee Funeral Home to console the Odinga family following the death of Beryl Achieng Odinga
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@Kibet_bull
Yoko
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The man who turns every Ministry into a crime scene.
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@Bookten8
Book Ten
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Tafuta sura kwanza
@MissLingard14
Kate 💦😍
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Sasa Utapata Kuna msichana Anaita Bookten Mahali Ati ' My Love ' Anyway Beauty Lies on the eyes of the Beholder.
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@strimodetnt
Strimode Tours & Travel
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✈️ Fly Nairobi to Dubai and then back to Nairobi for ONLY USD 500! Includes 50kg baggage, 7kg hand luggage, meals & in-flight entertainment. Offer valid November – 15th Dec. Call 0716 668 577 / 0716 823 470
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@MwangiHub
Billy
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CS GK Ruku, Governor Cecily Mbarire currently meeting people believed to be plain cloth police officers and goons at Mwene Ndega gardens, Runyenjes. Media personnel chased away from the meeting.
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@KijanayaKabras
KYK - 🇰🇪
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BREAKING: Raila Odinga’s brother, and Siaya Senator Oburu Odinga, is on life support machine. Currently admitted in a hospital in Dubai. Reports indicate.
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@WaruiJohn2
KOT OCS👮👮
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it's exactly 1 year since we broke up
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