🎄✨ Sleigh Misérable returns with a stunning company bringing all the festive sparkle and musical theatre magic! Featuring Jack Carr, Caprice Lane and hosted by the fabulous Emily Hespe. Our first two shows tomorrow are SOLD OUT — book for next week while you still can! 🎶💫

🐊✨ ’Twas the night before Dundee… and all through the theatre, not a creature was stirring — except one ghostly gator! On the eve of opening, enjoy a Dundee-Eve teaser featuring Oliver Cartwright as Burt the Crocodile in It’s a Wonderful Knife. 🎄 We open tomorrow — book now!

“We’re in a hotel. We’re always in a hotel…” After a sell-out run in London, Mary Rose Productions bring COUGAR to the OJS 3rd Feb! A fierce, funny, and gripping play exploring desire, power, climate anxiety and the chaos of connection as t

💄 Roaring Drag. Forbidden Jazz. One Secret Door 2 chances to enter The Allure Speakeasy on March 14 Step into a 1920s world of dazzling drag, sizzling jazz & dangerous glamour This isn’t vaudeville as you know it, it’s a bootleg-soaked Prohibition Party with a fierce queer twist

🦘🎄 Meet Oliver Cartwright as Burt the Crocodile in It’s a Wonderful Knife: A Christmas Dundee! From London Dungeons to cruising the high seas as a lead vocalist, he’s bringing sass, scales and chaos to our festive adventure. Show opens 3 Dec — book now! 🐊✨

🔥 One Woman. Endless Icons. All Red — RED arrives at the OJS Feb 27! 🔥 Amber Topaz brings a fierce new musical revue celebrating the redheaded legends of stage & screen. Old Hollywood glamour, West End sparkle & iconic showstoppers. Don’t miss this fiery night!

🦘🎄 Crikey! Tom Kiteley joins It’s a Wonderful Knife: A Christmas Dundee as Arnold Schwarzenegger (and more!). Fresh from BBC Radio Drama, Wicked: Part One and his OJS return after First Date, he’s ready for full Arnie chaos. Get to the chopper and book now! 🐊✨

🦘🎄 Crikey! Say hello to Thea Jo Wolfe as Kylie Minogue (and more!) in It’s a Wonderful Knife: A Christmas Dundee! With touring credits plus a UK Theatre Award nomination, she’ll bring full pop sparkle to the chaos — and you won’t get her out of your head. 🐊✨ Opens 3 Dec!

Just 22 days to go! Pinocchio: A Christmas Musical Adventure arrives with live strings, original songs & a beautifully crafted puppet. Child £10 | Adult £15 — exceptional festive theatre without the premium price tag. Book now for Birmingham’s most magical family Christmas show!

🦘🎄 Say g’day to Will Usherwood-Bliss, stepping into the claws of Hugh Jackman (and more!) in It’s a Wonderful Knife: A Christmas Dundee! Fresh from GSA with credits from Off-West End to Edinburgh Fringe, he’s ready for festive chaos. Show opens 3 Dec — book now! 🐊✨

🎄 ONE WEEK TO GO! 🎄 It’s a Wonderful Knife arrives next week at the OJS! Featuring Thea Jo Wolfe performing the hilarious ‘Elf on a Shelf’. Actors & performers – you know this hits different. We’ve all had THAT job! Huge thanks to Exit Productions & @PerroLocoPro ! 🎭😂

🎷💃 Swing into the night! That’s Life: A Celebration of Swing returns Jan 31 at the Old Joint Stock. Croon along to Sinatra, Dean Martin, Nat King Cole & more, led by James Edge. Tap your toes, feel the brass, and let the music sweep you away – book now! 🎶✨

🦘🎄 Crikey! Meet Paul Westwood, starring as Paul Hogan in It’s a Wonderful Knife: A Christmas Dundee! From My Fair Lady to Sound of Music, this West End legend is ready for some festive outback chaos. Show opens 3 Dec — book now, mates! 🐊🎅

🐊🎭 OPEN MIC NIGHT — THIS FRIDAY! Hosted by our very own Burt the Crocodile, Oliver Cartwright! Sing 1–2 songs (sheet music needed) or come cheer on the talent. Apply to perform via the link on the ticketing page. Tickets are just £1 — book now to avoid disappointment! 🎶✨

🕵️‍♀️🔪 WHO KILLED THE SCRIPT? After a sell-out 2024 run, An Improvised Murder returns 26th Feb! Foghorn Unscripted create a brand-new whodunnit live, with no script, no plan — just audience suggestions, big laughs, and deadly twists. Who did it? That’s for YOU to decide!

🎷 Feeling Good: A Celebration of Jazz returns Fri 30 Jan! Join us for silky sounds, smoky ballads & smooth vibes with Judah Daniels and his 5-piece band. Can’t make it? We’re back 6 March — or book both for double the jazz bliss. ✨ Not just a gig — it’s a mood.

Motown magic returns TOMORROW! 🎤 The Lavelles bring the hits of The Supremes, Martha Reeves, Gladys Knight, Whitney & more in two dazzling shows. Tickets are very limited — book ASAP to catch this soul-soaked celebration! ✨

🔥 TONIGHT! Fatt Butcher’s Big Meaty Gameshow is back for one wild night of chaos, sausages & outrageous games like Meal or No Meal and BEAT THE MEAT 🥩😂 Grab £10 tickets with code MEATY10 — limited availability! 🎟️ Don’t miss it!

🎯 TOMORROW! Fatt Butcher’s Big Meaty Gameshow returns for one night only! Expect sizzling vocals, ridiculous prizes & chaotic rounds like Meal or No Meal, The Slice Is Right & BEAT THE MEAT 🥩🔥 Very limited tickets left — grab yours now! 21 Nov | Old Joint Stock

🤖 The Windows 95 Terminator has arrived. Sci-fi and Terminator fans — I’ll Be Back is your must-see this Thursday. Expect glitchy time travel, 90s nostalgia, apocalyptic chaos and Clippy as your guide. 💥 If you’ve ever said “I’ll be back”, you need to be here. TOMORROW NIGHT!