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@oh_danny_boii
dan
22 days
People don’t pay attention in school, don’t read anything beyond assigned (even that’s questionable) and then ask stupid things on the internet.
@Raindropsmedia1
Rain Drops Media
23 days
Man doesn’t believe that a 7-mile asteroid could have taken out all the living dinosaurs around the planet. He says two nuclear bombs didn’t even wipe out a whole country. “It’s not realistic. Either all the dinosaurs were in one spot, or they’re lying about that asteroid.” 🦕
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@Thomas_Carrieri
Thomas Carrieri
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@Yankees
New York Yankees
2 months
FINAL: Blue Jays 5, Yankees 2.
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@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
2 months
This is one of the most spectacular grand slams you’ll ever see. The swing, the reaction, everything. Vlad Jr. in the ALDS: 6 for 7. The entire Yankees team in the ALDS: 6 for 44.
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@AveryChenier
Avery Chenier
2 months
10-1 Jays. 2 more.
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
2 months
Shedeur proving all the people concerned about his maturity wrong, what an awesome story!
@BussinWTB
Bussin' With The Boys
2 months
The audio is not messed up, Shedeur Sanders reacted to Dillon Gabriel by mouthing a response?
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@Halo
Halo
2 months
"Wake me when you need me." Eighteen years ago today, we finished the fight. Happy Birthday, Halo 3 🎉
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
2 months
This is the greatest football picture of all time
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@asimbawe
Bibawen
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
3 months
This is my new favourite genre of tweets
@seanperrywins
Sean Perry
3 months
Hey @JeffreyBenson12 how much more do I got to win till I shut down your guys Sportsbook…and I’ll give you guys a $1k discount for an early payment. Up 27-13 but it’s already over
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
3 months
This guy posted this video online thinking it makes him look like he’s in the right 😂
@washghost1
Washingtons ghost
3 months
Probably should have just let it slide
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
4 months
I hate how entitled and awful people have become about everything.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
4 months
Can we give this flight attendant a raise
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
4 months
Just like everyone thought
@statmuse
StatMuse
4 months
Teams with 70+ wins so far this season: — Blue Jays — Brewers
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
4 months
Holy fk the brain summit here and in the replies is something.
@BGatesIsaPyscho
Concerned Citizen
4 months
Hey @grok if the Moon is spinning as it orbits the Earth, then how come nobody ever sees the other side of the Moon aka the Dark side of the Moon, from any position, at anyone anywhere on Earth? Please explain it in simply terms that a 5 year old could understand.
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@MNateShyamalan
soul nate
4 months
Entomologist here 🙋‍♂️🤓🐜 Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more 👀 Let’s dive in 👇🧵 (1/?)
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@equine__dentist
horse dentist
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
4 months
When I was 16 or 17 working a summer camp I remember making a comment about how it smelled like it was going to rain, and the adult supervisor looked at me like I was speaking Martian. Some people have superior senses
@Ranting_Trans
Jasmine('s boobs hurt)
4 months
The fuck you mean most people can't hear the little whistling and humming noise most electronics constantly make?
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
4 months
When your favs get Centel’d 😔
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@MadelnCanada
Made In Canada
4 months
🚨BLUE JAYS JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 We’ve decided to giveaway an official Nike Toronto Blue Jays jersey of your choice! ⚾️ To enter: 1. FOLLOW @BodogCA & @MadelnCanada 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet. 3. Reply with your size! Good luck! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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@oh_danny_boii
dan
5 months
I’ve been making this joke for years, but now, never again.
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