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@nottodayyoubum
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when they asked for a titty pic & instructed me on how to take it
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My friend’s man told her he finally got a job after being without one since the pandemic started. He told her he’d be working from home. Today she informs the group chat that his equipment for work came in today and it’s a fucking mic 😭😭😭😭 this man is starting a podcast.
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This makes me think of that story of robbers breaking into a home & asked the parents to pick one kid to die & if they didn’t they’d kill the whole family. The dad picked one of his sons and the robbers told the son to use that info & just left.
Man drove his Tesla with his family inside the vehicle off a 250ft cliff intentionally. Everyone survived, now the father is facing attempted murder & child abuse charges.
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
I just watched a GRWM video for an Atlanta night out and let me just say LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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I just bought all of this at my baby cousin’s grocery store for $372.
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He can’t believe his fucking eyes. LMFAOOOOO
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Seeing “_______ blocked you” be having me so confused sometimes 😭😭😭
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What level of “little”
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like why is your brothers best friend at your fathers funeral fucking your mom?
i hate porn with no narrative. i need to know why you guys are having sex.
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Ya wife married a bozo LMFAOOO
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my nail tech just pushed my appt back an hour cuz she gotta fight her baby father’s gf. 🙄
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What’s the funniest way Julius tried to save money in Everybody Hates Chris?
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My unborn baby coming back to heaven after a miscarriage due to me fighting all these bitches at brunch:
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I have never ever ever ever ever in my life seen someone swipe that fast before
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I tweeted this when I was high off an edible. I have no recollection of where the fuck I saw this at to give anyone a link to the story. LMFAO
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she’s been mad excited talking about trips they’ll take this summer. 😭😭😭😭😭 bitchhhhh
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MEGHANN CUNIFF SAID PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESE ERRORS ARE IGGY AZALEA’S AND IGGY AZALEA’S ALONE
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lol not too much on my tech. She goofy but her work isn’t 😭 & she got the case off temu!
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1. My friend knows I tweeted this & is in the quotes crying (literally & figuratively)
2. He told her he had a job with a tech company, in communications. (🥴)
3. They broke up.
4. There’s no podcast link as of now, but when he gets wifi I’ll post it. He’s focused on moving rn
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Krabs showed him who he wasn’t real quick.
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I’ve been watching this man’s videos about him remodeling this room and he just pissed me the fuck off with this final update.
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This is why I love twitter 😂 found the guys in the video.
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I’m so irritated. My baby cousins are sleeping over my place and they’ve decided to have a boiled egg eating competition. My entire apartment smells like fucking ass.
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I remember when people thought DAMN was supposed to be listened to backwards and TDE was like “yea.. let’s release that mf backwards and make some more money.” 😭😭
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LMFAOOOOOO
The Wire really had some hilarious scenes. Wee-Bey bringing D’Angelo over to show him how to take care of his fish but D’Angelo thinking he was about to die had me CRYINNGGG
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JUST IN: Sec. of State Antony Blinken says U.S. "put a substantial proposal on the table" to facilitate release of Paul Whelan and Brittney Griner from Russia.
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The Wire really had some hilarious scenes. Wee-Bey bringing D’Angelo over to show him how to take care of his fish but D’Angelo thinking he was about to die had me CRYINNGGG
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Remember when Erykah Badu sat through an entire interview with DJ Akademiks trying to figure out who he reminded her of just to say JERRY THE FUCKING MOUSE LMFAOOOO
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my unborn baby back in heaven after Anthony Edwards sent me 100k to k word it.
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Me waking up out of my coma to cash my Davante Adams “push” check.
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J Cole executive produced that commercial where the kid owned up to his mistake during the basketball game and cost his team the win, so we shouldn’t be THAT surprised about this.
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EJECTED IS A BIG WORD FOR ELMO
Choking a nigga and getting ejaculated 1 minute into the game is new heights for Draymond
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Lol how many teachers did you have in your classroom? This tweet is hilarious but yeah I hope she sees this too ☺️
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She can actually do hair tho???? Her braids are phenomenal.
Why are you defaming a black hairstylist ? I hope she sees this and sues
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some of you saying “at least he got a room” like ok woop de doo… WHY DID HE PUT THE FURNITURE THERE THO???
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Is Tristan Thompson a good basketball player? I don’t ever hear about him playing.. just his cheating.
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Tyler the Creator was fucking that food up while Jerrod Carmichael was physically in pain over that rejection LMFAOOOOO
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Teenage boys so fucking dumb because why are you doing this at 6am and why you cook all my fucking eggs
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Remember when Erykah Badu sat through an entire interview with DJ Akademiks trying to figure out who he reminded her of just to say JERRY THE FUCKING MOUSE LMFAOOOO
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