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multifaceted | sakuatsu, nsfw-ish
Joining MSBY has severely effected Kiyoomi's sex life. The problem is multifaceted.
Problem one: the life of a professional athlete does not lend itself well to free time or opportunity. +
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who is the most shipable character in haikyuu and why is it sugawara koushi
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atsumu doesn't share clothes. his clothes are too important.
he does steal clothes though. when they're little, he steals his mother's gardening shirt and buttons it to the collar. he struts up to osamu and announces that he's the boss now. just look at how professional he is.+
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for
@atsumufkr
- huge thanks for giving me such a cool, challenging prompt!!
foreplay | sakuatsu, college au, nsfw
"Oh, fuck."
"What?"
Atsumu huffs and drops his phone on his chest, staring blankly at his small dorm television. Toad is racing ahead on the Rainbow Road.+
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every time I rewatch haikyuu I must wrestle with the fact that I am an oikawa stan first and a human second.
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look || sakuatsu
When Atsumu wakes up, the bed is empty beside him. This is weird for several reasons.
For one, Omi never wakes up first. Ever. Getting him out of bed takes at least ten minutes of coaxing and usually bribery. +
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Moment | sakuatsu, body-swap(ish), tw panic attack
Atsumu wakes before his alarm.
Their room is still completely dark. Their blankets are bundled around them in a warm cocoon, and in the night, as usual, Atsumu had wrapped himself around Omi's body. +
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open wide || sakuatsu
"Ow."
"That's it."
Kiyoomi looks up, one hand cupping his own left cheek tenderly and the other holding an orange slice.
Atsumu gestures with his knife, the second half of the orange abandoned on the counter.
"What?"
"You're going to the dentist." +
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Fleeting | sakuatsu, body-swap(ish)
When Kiyoomi wakes up, Atsumu is not in bed beside him.
Well, technically he is. Technically the other person sprawled across their sheets is Atsumu. Just not the one that belongs to Kiyoomi. +
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grinder hook up // osamei, est. sunaosa // NSFW
It was Suna's idea.
"Baby," he said, "I don't have time to come home, but you deserve to get fucked. So why don't you do something about that while you're with 'Tsumu in Osaka?" +
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miya twins superpower au where they have the ability to swap places at any time. it's hard to control but it's great because osamu is really good at literature crap, but sucks at math so atsumu can take all his tests. +
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suna and atsumu think they're the osamu defense squad until they find out omi is "onigiriguy7" aka the person who has been responding to every negative Onigiri Miya review with photos of angry kittens
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thinking about soft skts mornings. about atsumu waking up first, shuffling to the kitchen, turning a playlist on low while he waters their plants and starts breakfast. omi forgot to do the dishes before bed, but atsumu doesn't mind doing them now when everything is still fuzzy.+
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really-really || skts, 5+1
-1-
"It's over."
Atsumu snorts. He barely spares Kiyoomi a glance over his shoulder, preoccupied with turning his hoodie right-side out. "Really? Okay, Omi-kun."
"Miya. I'm serious."
"Yep." He pulls on his hoodie with a triumphant "hmph!" +
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submission || bokuaka, nsfw. cockwarming, praise
Keiji does not procrastinate.
He turns in discussion posts and subsequent responses well before the final date. He stays ahead on his readings in class. He plans a schedule for each essay with enough time for edits. +
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short | sakuatsu bar au, nsfw
Atsumu didn't start the fight, okay? Osamu started it. Who cares if Atsumu is the one who threw the first punch? Osamu is the one who threatened to leave the band.
And yet Atsumu is the one on the sidewalk with blood drying under his nose and- +
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banter | sakuatsu, nsfw-ish
People don't seem to think that Kiyoomi is funny. Most people seem to take his off-color comments or abrupt rebuttals offensively. Misread him as mean, cruel, or even poorly socialized.
And that suits him just fine.+
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@vanellabean11
- enormous thanks for being patient while I handle irl things!
split || sakuatsu, bodyswap AU, nsfw
Atsumu loves Omi in the early morning. Well, he loves him all the time, but this Omi is his favorite. +
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sakuatsu, kiyoomi's hair // nsfw-ish?
The first time Omi blows him, nearly a month into dating, the very first thing Atsumu does when he can see straight again is laugh.
Omi, who has his cheek pillowed against one of Atsumu's thighs, stares at him, unamused. "What?"
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to his shoulder. "I really like you too," he mumbles.
Maybe defining Atsumu as a problem was the wrong way of thinking about things. It seems like Atsumu might be the solution.
//end
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Suna never talks.
Osamu didn't notice at first. And it's not never, really. But it's all the spaces in between, where normal people talk - Suna doesn't.
He talks plenty enough at practice, usually in the form of insults, usually targeted at Atsumu, and usually funny. +
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@0SAMUTIDDIES
who said "royal Omi and head of the guard Atsumu" - an banger. strap in, folks.
obey || sakuatsu, royalty AU, NSFW
The press would have a field day if they knew.
Kiyoomi sips his wine. It stings his tongue and the bitterness does nothing to improve his mood.+
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a while ago, someone messaged me about their friend who had begun binding books and asked if I would mind if they had MY fic bound. i said, "of course," because WHAT?? so cool!
then their friend made me a copy too. 💜 i never thought i would hold my own work. i'm so grateful.
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want to love someone before I fuck 'em, which is stupid, I get it, 'Samu tells me all the time I'm a hopeless romantic. So I don't need ya to say anything, just pretend I didn't-"
"I'll romance the fuck out of you," Kiyoomi blurts. Mortifying.+
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present in his cheeks.
"I'm going to need you to cancel your dick appointment," he says dryly. "Let him know you're all booked up."
Atsumu blinks.
Their combined laughter echoes in the quiet room an instant later.
//end
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When Atsumu speaks, his voice shakes just a little. Kiyoomi is going to devour him.
"Can ya romance me tomorrow, Omi?" His fingers twist into Kiyoomi's t-shirt. "And maybe fuck me tonight?"
Kiyoomi groans and presses into another kiss without answering. Atsumu meets him+
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"hey noodle, this probably could have been a normal fic."
noodle knows.
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There's a pause before Omi's arms tighten, drawing him closer. His chin drops against Atsumu's hair. "Love you too," he mumbles. "What's gotten into you? Too early for dramatics."
"Nothing. Just wanted you to know." Atsumu relaxes into him with a sigh.
What an odd dream.
//end
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not a thread, just a little skts shotgunning brainrot inspired by oomf-
"I've never smoked anything, Omi."
Kiyoomi thinks that's sort of ridiculous. But it's also typical of most athletes and most people who have a vested interest in their lung health. +
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Omi's nose wrinkles. "Sorry."
"It's okay." Atsumu kisses him again, scooting closer. "Don't get too excited though. Still four more days before yer Miya Kiyoomi."
"Can't help it," Omi says. "I've been ready for years."
//end
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"Oh." Atsumu's arms shift around his shoulders. "Cool."
And then Atsumu is the one to close the final distance, sweet mouth pressing against Kiyoomi's in a tender, chaste kiss.
Kiyoomi thinks he would trade all thirty-two for this one.+
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Atsumu snorts and he raises tentative hands to Kiyoomi's shoulders. "You mean it?"
"Yes," Kiyoomi says blandly. "They're horrible people."
"Omi." Atsumu laughs. "I mean about liking me."
"Oh, that." Kiyoomi hums. "Yeah. I mean that too."+
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"I want to hold your hand. I want to snuggle with you."
A giddy smile breaks out on Atsumu's face. "Did you just say /snuggle/?"
"I want to introduce you to my family." A pause, where Atsumu's face softens and he shifts a fraction closer. "You'll hate them."+
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"Mornin', baby," he mumbles. "I had a weird dream."
Kiyoomi ducks his head down to capture him in a kiss.
//end.
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Atsumu drops his beer again and this time doesn't move to clean it up as it spills across the counter.
"What?"
And Atsumu sounds so small again and his eyes are enormous and he's so fucking cute.
"I'll romance the fuck out of you," Kiyoomi repeats firmly.+
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They both stare at each other a lot, these days.
"A kiss," Omi says.
Atsumu blinks. "Oh. Cool."
Omi rolls his eyes and shifts, betraying his discomfort. It's pretty cute. "Do you like me or not?"
Atsumu confirms that yes, he does like him. He confirms it with a kiss. /end
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"Well?" Kiyoomi gestures and oh, God, he's gesturing. He really is losing it.
"Well-" Atsumu swallows and shifts around nervously, reaching for his abandoned beer. "With you. I thought."
Kiyoomi is going to die in a (maybe) bisexual's kitchen.+
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for
@dalla_nebbia
aka THE SWEETEST
Exhibit D || sakuatsu, enemies to lovers, nsfw
Atsumu is a responsible person. How could he not be, when he's in his second year of law school in the most prestigious program in the country?+
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clean and tidy // sakuatsu, hurt/comfort
Kiyoomi is exhausted. He has been exhausted for the last week. Today's exhaustion stems from visits to several doctors scattered across Osaka, who had all said the exact same thing.
"It's just a simple fracture, Sakusa-san." +
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Kiyoomi is willing to bet that isn't true. But he knows better than to argue when Atsumu is like this.
"It's not pathetic," he repeats and chugs on even if the words physically hurt. "You'll find a nice girl who-"
"Who says I wanna find a girl?"
Kiyoomi's heart fucking stops.+
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Atsumu's eyes lower to his mouth and Kiyoomi feels like he's won the fucking lottery.
Then Atsumu turns his head away a little and leans back as far into the counter and away from Kiyoomi as possible. "I don't wanna be thirty-three," he mumbles.+
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again, like this | sakatsu, 55.7k, 6/6 | fwb, idiots to lovers
when nationals don't go their way in their third year, atsumu and sakusa distract themselves with each other.
and it keeps happening.
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"What."
"I've been flirtin' with ya," Atsumu says in a rush. "Clearly I haven't been doin' a very good job, since ya haven't noticed. But I kinda figured, since I'm not really good at flirtin' if I mean it. And I meant it. With. Flirting. With you." He knocks over his beer+
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Atsumu shifts, mouth moving noiselessly before he slowly says, "What's that mean, Omi?"
"I thought you were straight." Kiyoomi moves slowly around the island. "I didn't think you were interested in me."
Atsumu giggles nervously. "Well. Uh. I am?"+
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and curses, rushing to mop it up with a kitchen towel.
Kiyoomi stares, open mouthed, and finally the dots connect. Miya Atsumu has a crush on him. Which explains why he always wants to be around Kiyoomi. And why he bought a special bowl just for them. And why he carries+
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Kiyoomi's preferred brand of sanitizer. And why he always gets a little too close when they drink - and why Atsumu has been providing beer at every hangout even though he's not much of a drinker, because what better excuse to get too close to your crush than inebriation?+
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while they watch shitty movies. Lace their fingers together when they walk down the street. Talk to him first thing in the morning. Go grocery shopping with him.
Problem 3.B is that Kiyoomi has caught feelings for a straight boy. And he likes to think he's better than that. +
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As a result, Kiyoomi now spends the majority of his free time with the object of his desires.
Problem 3.B is that not only does Kiyoomi want to sink his teeth into Miya's thighs, choke on his cock, eat him out until he's crying - he also wants to kiss him. He wants to hold him+
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"I like you. I don't want you to be a number." He inches his hands along the counter until he can touch Atsumu's waist. Atsumu shivers under his hands and doesn't try to pull away, watching Kiyoomi in plain shock.
"Omi?"
"I want to take you on dates," Kiyoomi says. +
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It isn't that Kiyoomi doesn't think about fucking Miya. The problem is, to quote Motoya, that Kiyoomi has been "gagging for it" since highschool.
The bigger problem is that Miya is regrettably and tragically straight. +
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"I just." Kiyoomi stares. Atsumu stares back, chewing through his popcorn like he's unaffected, even though he's still bright red. "You flirt with women."
Atsumu frowns, swallows. "Well, yeah. But I flirt with men too."
A bisexual. Kiyoomi has encountered a bisexual in the +
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All of that and a hundred other little idiosyncrasies Atsumu directs only at him compile to make a very compelling case as to why Kiyoomi is a moron for not realizing this on his own.
Atsumu is still talking.
"I thought sometimes maybe ya liked me too, but I couldn't really+
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in maintaining a relationship with- not just fucking.
"You're not a number," Kiyoomi says. "You're Atsumu."
Atsumu glowers, even though his mouth is still pulling sadly downward. "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"+
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"Zero," Atsumu interjects. He's looking up again, golden eyes issuing a silent challenge. "My number's zero, Omi. Go on and laugh."
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck-
"I'm not going to laugh." Kiyoomi keeps his eyes trained on Atsumu, heart thundering painfully. "Why would I laugh?"+
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Atsumu leans back after a moment. "Is that okay?"
Kiyoomi knows he should be good. But he's been good for so fucking long.
"Yeah," he says, and kisses him again. This time, it's not chaste. This time Kiyoomi gently eases their lips apart and coaxes Atsumu into deeper kiss. +
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tell if ya were flirting back because yer kinda hard to read sometimes, Omi, ya know? And please don't say anything, please, this is so fuckin' embarrassing. It's embarrassing enough that I've never liked anyone enough to fuck 'em- which, like. That's why I haven't. Because I+
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a disturbing lack of openly queer admirers.
(Well, queer men. Kiyoomi has built quite the collection of lesbian friends in Osaka. They have a groupchat.)
So no fans to hook up with. And unfortunately, this leads to problem two. +
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flushed pink and his eyes are hazy. He licks his lips and it takes the entirety of Kiyoomi's tenuous restraint to resist diving back in.
"We can go slow," Kiyoomi murmurs. He butts their noses together, desperate to keep touching. "I meant it. I can romance you."+
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"You're straight," Kiyoomi says immediately. His brain feels fried, unable to process this very pivotal information.
Atsumu pulls a face and stuffs a handful of popcorn into his mouth. It makes his cheeks puff out. "Says who?"
Kiyoomi is fucked.+
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wilds of Atsumu's apartment, and Atsumu is that bisexual. Or pansexual. Maybe demisexual. Kiyoomi has been making too many assumptions lately.
"When?" Kiyoomi demands.
Atsumu's face, if possible, turns redder. He stuffs another frantic handful of popcorn into his mouth.+
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He withdraws from the kiss and tries not to feel smug when Atsumu chases him. "You can fuck me, okay? You'll have more fun-"
"I've had stuff in my ass, Omi, I'm not a saint," Atsumu blurts.He looks mortified as soon as the words pass his lips. Kiyoomi thinks he can hear angels.+
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Miya Atsumu cannot be a virgin. It's not possible.
Not when he has thighs that are meant to crush skulls. Not with an ass that deserves to be squeezed. Not with that face that makes women and men alike swoon. Not with that -fucking- tongue and dirty fucking mouth. +
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"Got that." Kiyoomi nods, slowly eliminating the space between them. "And so we're clear. I'm very interested in you."
Atsumu seems to be frozen, which makes it incredibly easy for Kiyoomi to cage him against the counter, hands on either side of his hips.+
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"I won't-"
"This must be the twin."
Osamu clamps his mouth shut and looks up (and up) at Shugo, who is grinning down at them, dressed in a very nice sweater.
Osamu is sweating.
"Uh-"
"Meian Shugo." Shugo offers out his hand, grinning wide. "Nice to meet ya." //end
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"Don't lie to me, Omi. Yer not a liar." He pulls the bag of popcorn from the microwave and gives it an unenthuasiastic shake. "Suna and 'Samu are the only ones who know, and they think it's pathetic."
Based on the way Suna had clearly protected Atsumu from this conversation, +
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"You're a child."
Atsumu's mouth twitches. "Nuh-uh."
Kiyoomi forces himself not to smile. "Fine. Thirty-two."
Atsumu's jaw drops, belligerence replaced by open shock. His cheeks are so, so red.
His eyes flicker away and when he says, "Really?" his voice is small. +
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bumper cars | sakuatsu, meet (again) cute
Atsumu doesn't mind doing his chores. He didn't mind when he was still living at home, and he doesn't mind now that he's a big boy with an apartment of his very own. +
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It would also be easier if, every time he mentioned to Motoya that he was spending time with Miya, they didn't have an exchange similar to:
Motoya: oooh he's CUMING over?
Kiyoomi: motoya.
Motoya: hope you choke on it. :)
Kiyoomi: I'm going to choke you.
Motoya: :o
Motoya: kinky+
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inspired by
@bottomikun
asking the "who climbs in the lap"
Virtue || sakuatsu, nsfw
It's their day off.
They haven't moved from the couch since slapping together a lazy lunch. The television is humming in the background. Two minutes ago, Atsumu leaned over to kiss him.+
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Kiyoomi pauses.
He backtracks across the last several minutes, puts together the relevant pieces, and lets out an inappropriate huff of a laugh.
Atsumu looks immediately hurt and Kiyoomi has to remind himself that he is dealing with Miya Atsumu, who he has a vested interest+
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Kiyoomi lets himself smile. Atsumu looks a little gobsmacked, eyes darting down to his mouth again.
"I like you, Atsumu," he says clearly. "I've liked you for months. Which is why I spend all of my time with you."He shifts a fraction closer and is pleased when Atsumu allows it.+
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edible arrangement || sakuatsu, tw weed
Atsumu has convinced Omi to get high exactly one time before.
Not like, convinced him in the gross peer pressure way. Convinced in the "I legitimately think you would like it so much, if you ever want to try it, I will answer any and all+
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He's standing so close Atsumu has to tip his head up to compensate for their minor difference in height.
"Really?" he asks, voice uncharacteristically hesitant.
"Really." Kiyoomi feels like his skin is vibrating.+
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him. Atsumu wedges himself into Kiyoomi's arms and buries his face in his hair, letting out a happy sigh that makes Kiyoomi's heart flutter.
He's almost asleep when Atsumu whispers, "Hey, Omi?"
"Hm?"
"I really like you."
Kiyoomi's heart flips. He presses a kiss+
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halfway, and this time he's not hesitant at all. He's clumsy, but he pulls out the same tricks Kiyoomi had just used on him and it's so fucking good Kiyoomi can barely think.
He pushes Atsumu into the counter, rolling his hips against Atsumu's once. Atsumu whimpers into his+
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Kiyoomi's fingers find his nipple. He tugs Kiyoomi's hair when he sucks a bruise into the hollow beneath his ear.
He says, breathless, "Omi. Bed," when Kiyoomi cups him through his jeans.
Who is Kiyoomi to deny him?+
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Atsumu blinks and his eyes soften. A hand makes it halfway to his mouth before dropping again. "Because it's pathetic," he mumbles. He looks a little bit like a kicked puppy.
Kiyoomi has a weakness for those.
"It's not pathetic."
Atsumu huffs a laugh and finally looks away.+
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"What."
Atsumu pours the popcorn into a big bowl printed with little volleyballs. He'd bought the bowl specifically for their movie nights (because it's big enough for both our hands, omi!) and Kiyoomi feels irrationally overwhelmed.
"I said, who says I wanna girl?"+
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Motoya makes it worse. Intentionally.
It doesn't help that while Kiyoomi is in the driest period since his sexual awakening, Motoya is positively thriving. He couldn't give less of a shit about professionalism, and has somehow fucked the majority of his team, including+
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Suna Rintarou and, by extension, his long-time partner Miya Osamu.
Motoya is detailing one such exploit over brunch. Kiyoomi shoves a piece of toast in his mouth halfway through a description of the type of rope Suna had apparently brought to their last dalliance. +
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the opening to drag his lips down Atsumu's throat, peppering kisses along his skin.
And he's so reactive. Everything Kiyoomi does inspires a noise. Atsumu moans when Kiyoomi wedges a thigh between his leg. He gasps when Kiyoomi nibbles at his neck. He rocks against his leg when+
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way people throw themselves at Atsumu's feet. Fuck, Kiyoomi would be on the floor with them if he wasn't invested in maintaining their friendship.
But there's always the other possibility. The one currently keeping Kiyoomi up at night.
What if Miya Atsumu is a virgin?+
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Kiyoomi pulls back and slams back in, startling a gasp out of Atsumu. "-is going to get you into trouble."
"Maybe I wanna be in trouble," Atsumu says, stumbling over the words like he's a little too shy to say them.
"Fucking hell." Kiyoomi shifts enough to get some leverage+
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College had been... lucrative, for Kiyoomi. There had been no shortage of potential partners, from curious teammates to doe-eyed art students fascinated by his "musculature." Kiyoomi assumes this was a code word for his cock, based on the usual results.
But the pro-circuit has+
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Kiyoomi hasn't asked, but he doesn't have to. He sees the way Miya flirts with women - fans, reporters, stylists, women in bars on nights when the team goes out together.
It would be an easier pill to swallow if Miya hadn't somehow become his best friend since joining the team.+
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Motoya takes another sip of his mimosa. Kiyoomi picks up his silverware.
"Huge," Motoya says and Kiyoomi drops his silverware to cover his face with his hands and groan. +
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did you-"
"A man can dream," Atsumu snaps, lower lip sticking out dramatically.
"Been dreaming about me, Miya?"
"Shut up, shut up-" Atsumu yanks him into another kiss and his cock bumps against Kiyoomi's hip. They both groan and Kiyoomi decides that teasing is time wasted.+
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Atsumu is delightfully tentative at first. It gives Kiyoomi the time to explore his mouth the way he's wanted to forever. He catalogues the ridge of Atsumu's teeth, the smooth skin of his soft palate, the hesitant brush of his tongue.
When he finally pulls away, Atsumu is+
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He must have been a very good boy in another life.
"We are revisiting that," Kiyoomi says firmly and gives his ass a squeeze for emphasis. "Give me the lube."
Atsumu stumbles away, making a b-line for his bedside table. He pulls out a little bottle and a ribbon of condoms+
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flexes as he removes his shirt. Who is Kiyoomi, to pretend that such a sight doesn't inspire the urge to cling and leave angry scratches?
The exception is Miya Atsumu, who encompasses the entirely of problem three. +
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mouth and presses back, burying his fingers in Kiyoomi's hair to drag him closer. Kiyoomi slips his hands beneath Atsumu's shirt, dragging his palms along the hard muscles of his sides. Atsumu jolts beneath him, breaking the kiss with a quiet gasp.
Kiyoomi takes advantage of+
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"Oh, I know you're married," Motoya dismisses.
"Well, yeah." Bokuto blinks. "I've only slept with Akaashi."
"Why downgrade?" Suna drawls. Atsumu laughs and his cheek bounces against Kiyoomi's shoulder.
Motoya wrinkles his nose. "That’s cuter than I wanted. Your turn." +
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Hinata isn't his usual cup of tea, but he finds his energy compelling. He sometimes wonders how that would translate to the bedroom.
Bokuto is usually off limits, since he's happily married. Those limits are often lowered in the locker room when Kiyoomi catches the way his back+
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Kiyoomi has never been ashamed of his endeavors before, but for a split second he wishes he had lied. Because he's pretty sure he's right.
He's pretty sure Atsumu's number is zero.
He swallows away a tickle of guilt. He'd known better than to bring this up, and now Atsumu is+
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track."
Suna shrugs. "Ballpark."
Hinata looks at the ceiling and counts clumsily on his fingers. "Like... twenty-five?"
Suna whistles. Motoya shouts, "Shouyou!!"
Hinata grins, unabashed, and turns his eyes on Atsumu. "Atsumu-san! What about you?"+
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Kiyoomi steels himself and looks at Atsumu.
But something odd is happening. Atsumu looks suddenly sober. His eyes are wide and there is a blush burning across his cheeks. He opens his mouth once, then again, and manages to say, "Uh."
"Miya men don't kiss and tell," Suna+
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Atsumu has mentioned not having time to date, sure, but none of them have that kind of time. But Kiyoomi's never seen him take someone home- not once.
And he never participates in locker room discussions. Even Meian talks about his conquests- but never Atsumu.
Never Atsumu. +
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Kiyoomi's professionalism prevents him from sleeping with teammates. Not that he doesn't want to.
Rather, he doesn't think he'd mind giving any of them a spin. He likes Meian's cool confidence (and he's always had a soft spot for authority figures.) Adriah has a certain look in+
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Kiyoomi spreads Atsumu's cheeks and licks a broad stroke across his hole with zero warning. Atsumu's legs spasm, squeezing around Kiyoomi's ears briefly before relaxing again.
"Omi, holy shit-"
Kiyoomi grins against him and nips lightly at the delicate skin.+
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uncomfortable.
"Yeah," he answers finally. "I had a lot of fun in college."
Atsumu shifts his crossed arms and tilts his head down. "Right. Cool."
Kiyoomi breaks, because he is tragically easy when it comes to Atsumu. "Look, Miya, you don't have to-"+
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