@nieshatrout @yashar Stalks him wherever he goes.

@nieshatrout @yashar Yes he does. Mid-life crisis tattoo?

@nieshatrout @yashar Anytime I consider getting a tattoo from now on I’ll be thinking of how rich he is, the access to resources, flights, people, and other things he’d have - especially in California... and how gosh darn bad it is.

@nieshatrout @yashar I literally laughed out loud

@nieshatrout @yashar Seriously though, what in the name of all that is holy possessed him to get that monstrosity?