OK we (cat) are "safe". My neighbor who is very tall & manly & has a beard came over (I found him getting out of his car) & he put IT alive outside. I didn't want to be particular but he did not put it in my opinion far enough away outside but now I'm obviously in love with him.
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Ok people so I just lifted my sofa cushion to clean & this fuckn WHATAREYOU is there, at the end of its death with one antenna moving & I am literally hyperventilating because I am not ok I donβt know what this is send an ambulance also because my mom is super not helpful rn
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I will never recover from this I am screaming and alone and my next therapy session is a week away
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Ok I just tried right now to put a paper under the cup to take it outside and IT STARTED MOVING TO WALK AND I AM IN TEARS FCK THIS THING!!!!!
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I am not the one who killed this thing!!! WHY IS IT UNKILLING ITSELF LIKE AN AIR MATTRESS I WANT TO DIE
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So we're clear, I am unsuccessfully trying to eat my beautiful dinner now. I'm living in the margins of my own life.
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Have a great night everyone I'm headed to bed now at 7:45pm
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My neighbor would have also had to put the couch outside with it. It belongs to the creature now.
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I'm laughing so hard right now, but I also really feel for you because that thing looks like every evil household insect just interbred and produced satanic spawn on your sofa. I am so sorry you had to deal with it, your neighbour is clearly a genuine hero.
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