WHY IS IT WET

WHY IS IT ITSELF

I NEED A JACKET TO REMOVE THIS SOMEBODY BRING ME A HAZMAT SUIT

@nieshatrout Child of the earth.

@MJMcKean F thaaaaaaaaaaatt

IS IT A LARGE SCORPION FETUS WHY IS IT REAL

I will never recover from this I am screaming and alone and my next therapy session is a week away

I'm sitting on the other side of the room I can't move

@Lolabells1Dalia THANK YOU THAT IS CORRECT

@nieshatrout omg there is an alien in ur home?? ?? what does it want

@nahhhlina UM from your mouth to God's EARS

@nieshatrout @yashar Post regular updates so we know if you're still alive.

@nieshatrout Jerusalem cricket, aka potato bug. I freaked the F out first time I saw one in my basement. Thankfully only happens every few years. First one, I pummeled into mush out of abject fear; second I froze so I could finally look up what is the demon; third I picked up and put outside

@nieshatrout @yashar Think this is a potato bug

@nieshatrout @yashar Mole cricket

@nieshatrout What? It’s just an ordinary Krabby— OH MY GOODNESS

@nieshatrout Niño de la Tierra evil

@nieshatrout @yashar Mole cricket?

@nieshatrout @yashar Best thing to do now is set your house on fire and run for your life. Sorry. That's just the way it is.