I don't know who the hell I thought I was when I bought a white linen couch but clearly I was experiencing an unprecedented amount of self esteem at the time.
@nieshatrout
@yashar
I need this sort of self esteem. Me buying a couch- βwhat is dog proof, teenage proof, wine proofβ- I have three gray couches of various sturdy fabrics.
@nieshatrout
@yashar
I spilled root beer on my white couch the day I brought it home. Miraculously it didn't stain and I managed to sell it 6 years later as almost new. I still don't know what kind of witchcraft I wrangled to manage to pull that off but you can do this.
@nieshatrout
I don't know who the hell I thought I was when I bought a leather couch despite having two cats that like to scratch but clearly I was experiencing an unprecedented amount of self-esteem at the time.
@nieshatrout
I brought a new leather recliner and kitten into the house at the same time. I think mine was an unprecedented amount of self-deprecation at the time.