We have a gig coming up. Here is a film we made. Please enjoy. https://t.co/YbEFAsqyJN

Head over to @BookCornerShop website for preorders of my book and details of our launch day on 26th August. https://t.co/s0ErGQWUC0

Meet: This Machine Fries Implants. They are the band from my book so they are from the future and they are make-believe but their CD will be hidden in your copy of my book. (No they aren’t wearing white overalls, silly. You’ll see their clothes when you get your implant fitted.)

I've wanted to get this album for ages & then I went to see @Nelunlit on Sunday & I did. It's every bit as good as I thought it would be: I love it when artists take risks & follow their own path.

It was an absolute pleasure to warm the room up for my friends @Nelunlit and @benjaminamos101 at Middlesbrough Little Theatre (MLT) at the weekend. What a welcoming crowd, what a great town. Had me buoyant all the way back down the A1.

Nel Unlit playing @SIRF_Stockton .....@Nelunlit

Thanks to @OffTheBeatTees for the photo!

Thank you so much to @SIRF_Stockton for having us and taking such care of us. We had a good old time. It was an honour to open for the incredible performers that closed the evening. Thanks also to the lovely folk of Stockton for braving the weather to see us. Roll on Toft House.

Meet Jenna. Jenna is hosting my book launch in her gorgeous bookshop, @BookCornerShop, Saltburn. It’ll be on Sat 26th August with readings/performances at 11am and 2pm. See yous down there!

This is Bob from Quoin publishing in the Boro. Bob is holding my book that he made. Thanks for making my book Bob.

Thank you so much to @narc_magazine and Tom Astley for this lovely piece on my book. Also, I did a mixtape of music to write to.

@Man_Power_Music @NovumNewcastle There's previews of live shows from @deerhoof, @futureislands, @opuskink, @RussianCircles, @Johnny_Marr, @ValleyFortitude, @carleatonmusic, @NCLjazzfest, @VeritasPromo’s Festival, @hollysounds’ Queer As Fest, a novel from Teesside writer & musician J W Horner (@Nelunlit) (3/7)

🗺 Don't forget to pick up your free SIRF programme across various venues across Stockton Town Centre... including @arcstockton !

Here are my live shows for the rest of the year. It'll be good to play some new places whilst returning to good friends and favourites. First up though is supporting my friends @Nelunlit and @benjaminamos101 in Middlesbrough. All tickets available at https://t.co/DC6FXakYa6

Canny day ahead with the cricket and checking the loose-leaf proof of my book, courtesy of Boro’s own Quoin Publishing.

August is gonna be miiiiiiiint! @SIRF_Stockton

We can’t wait!

Oli who did the artwork told me off for using the wrong picture when I was on about my book the other day. This is the one I was supposed to use. Pretty innit? let us know if any of yous want one.

Hiya everyone. I’ve written this book. It’s a speculative, dystopian dark-comedy, although whether it’s funny or not is up for debate. Anyway, it’s out on 25th august. I haven’t got a preorder set up or anything yet so message if you want one. Mint artwork by Oli Heffernan.

Wooo!